I love that he's wasting so much time on this

[Clint Ruin]

People can read fanfiction online for free, stupid, keep pretending you're even treading water while you're desperately throwing shit at the wall and hoping anything will stick.

 

[Stent]

After it gets rejected the new WIP is Easter Bunny teams up with pagan witches to find out where Jesus is buried to resurrect him and defeat the apricot antichrist. #amwriting #amretarded

 

[SensibleKeks]

I'm sure the literary agent has Pig's e-mails sent directly to their spam folder.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Writing a "sequel" to A fucking Christmas Carol at this point is every bit as hackneyed and clichéd as writing a Sherlock Holmes story set in modern times. It's obvious, played out, and fawking stupid.

But it got a whopping 17 Likes, so here we go....

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm sure the literary agent has Pig's e-mails sent directly to their spam folder.

He has it labeled “The pay no mind list”.

 

[captainjapan]

My WIP is Jesus Christ opens a small pizzeria in Sorrento, Italy and uses it as a front to sell heroin for la cosa nostra, in space.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It is crazy to me that he thinks this is a good idea. Set aside how terrible he is as a writer. No one gives a fuck about A Christmas Carol. That shit has been run into the ground. The Muppets did a version of A Christmas Carol thirty fucking years ago. This idea is a Dud On Arrival (DOA).

 

[Brooke Shields]

Let's see just how stupid this idea is



a month from now never heard from again, for being too smart of an idea

 

[Clint Ruin]

Let's see just how stupid this idea is



a month from now never heard from again, for being too smart of an idea

Like he was babbling about "Herd Immunity" daily a couple months ago, and now crickets there.

 

[guest]

Writing a "sequel" to A fucking Christmas Carol at this point is every bit as hackneyed and clichéd as writing a Sherlock Holmes story set in modern times. It's obvious, played out, and fawking stupid.

Wasn't that basically House? Which I enjoyed. Or the actual Sherlock Holmes, like that bomb with Will Ferrell?

 

[Username]

TIL that we don't actually know the building where Ebenezer Scrooge's private rooms were in A Christmas Carol.

I’m embarrassed for him for writing this. He’s a fictional character, “we” don’t know the buildings because Dickens never bothered giving a fictional character a fictional address.

I’m convinced Pat believes he was real and shares a house with Dracula, Santa Clause, Willy Wonka the Termination and Pats Twitter verification.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Wasn't that basically House? Which I enjoyed. Or the actual Sherlock Holmes, like that bomb with Will Ferrell?

There's at least two or three TV shows that are literally the character Sherlock Holmes in the 2000s era.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Wasn't that basically House? Which I enjoyed. Or the actual Sherlock Holmes, like that bomb with Will Ferrell?

Real Sherlock. I remember being a kid and seeing the concept of Sherlock Holmes being awoken in the 20th century, and it was such a cool concept to me that it blew my mind (it was some TV movie).

Then I learned that it was all ready at that point it was all ready a hackneyed cliché that had been done to death.

Pat would think it's a fresh concept and spam his Twitter bots with increasingly pitiful updates about his WIP featuring Sherlock prowling TikTok for clues.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Those samples of him trying to write like Dickens were fucking excruciating to read. Try getting a grasp on basic modern English first, Fatso.

 

[PeteRose]

It is crazy to me that he thinks this is a good idea. Set aside how terrible he is as a writer. No one gives a fuck about A Christmas Carol. That shit has been run into the ground. The Muppets did a version of A Christmas Carol thirty fucking years ago. This idea is a Dud On Arrival (DOA).

especially when the "author's" research consists
of reading wikipedia and watching a 30 minute pbs special on youtube.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I hated Dickens because he was a wordy cocksucker. Then I learned he used to get paid by the word.

Nobody pays Fatrick for his wordy dreck. The Hill, Tor, etc.

 

[Stent]

I hated Dickens because he was a wordy cocksucker. Then I learned he used to get paid by the word.

Nobody pays Fatrick for his wordy dreck. The Hill, Tor, etc.

Dickens would announce out his window how many words he had written that day to strangers who would ignore him.

I say! You there! Yes, the gentleman in the stovepipe hat! I have written five hundred words today! Quite the pretty penny it will earn me! I am now about to engage in amorous conduct with my bricky second wife!

 

[Clint Ruin]

especially when the "author's" research consists
of reading wikipedia and watching a 30 minute pbs special on youtube.

And asking questions on fucking Twitter. Mother fucker needs to give the bulk of the internet a writing credit at this point.

 

[Clint Ruin]

IL that we don't actually know the building where Ebenezer Scrooge's private rooms were in A Christmas Carol.

No one has ever wondered that. I just can't understand how that defective mind of his works.

 

[guest]

Dickens would announce out his window how many words he had written that day to strangers who would ignore him.

I say! You there! Yes, the gentleman in the stovepipe hat! I have written five hundred words today! Quite the pretty penny it will earn me! I am now about to engage in amorous conduct with my bricky second wife!

Did you know Dickens wrote Bleak House at his favorite watering hole, Ye Olde Hooligans?