"I like Star Wars because it's shitty sci fi grafted to unoriginal basic bitch plots"

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

 

[HotDogJoe]

Star Wars is for children and always has been. No surprise that it appeals so much to this fat sperg, then.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He thinks doing a piss-poor job is hubristic.

Nice moral standards, stupid.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Star Wars over explains itself, actually. Especially when you consider the prequels, which were pretty much the boring answers to questions that didn’t need explanations.

Fat, old moron. He is so old and fat that he’s like a mix of Yoda and Jabba. Get it, Fat? You are old and fat, like two or your beloved characters from that super hard to decipher sci fi/mystery/thriller, Star Wars.

 

[Meownaw]

Just once I want to see him talk about a drama for adults. Aliens and Matrix do not count you faggot.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pat is pure fucking boobris

 

[guest]

Does Fat Idiot know that Hubris is a bad thing? His entire life and especially his lawsuit is the definition of Hubris. And what does Hubris always lead to? Nemesis - aka Jon Snyder, Chad Pena, Quasi and this place in general. Enjoy the self-inflicted Greek tragedy that is your life, you fucking fat retarded cunt!

 

[guest]

"You know what I like about tha CAPE SHIT MOVIES?"

"It doesn't even try to explain itself...you survived that explosion? dat hubris bla bla bla"


You still liked it...faggot

 

[guest]

I loved Star Wars as a kid, especially Return of the Jedi and those faggot Ewoks. 7-10 years old, those movies ruled. The Phantom Menace came out when I was 13 and me and my buddy went to see it. We left the cinema underwhelmed and never talked about it again. Then came puberty, girls, sports, parties etc. I never saw the other 2. Then college, then worked like a dog through my 20s, started my own business at 28, missed a decade of popular entertainment. Cut to last year, thought hey, I'll introduce my 6 year old son to Star Wars, he'll like that. And he did. But I was stunned at how awful the acting and especially the writing was. I guess my point is that Pat is Fat.

 

[Guinness525]

I hate the way he thinks and I hate the way he talks. Unoriginal, unfunny fat boob, yapping about the same old Star Wars shit like it’s a hot fucking take. What a boring, nutless hack.

 

[Meownaw]

I loved Star Wars as a kid, especially Return of the Jedi and those faggot Ewoks. 7-10 years old, those movies ruled. The Phantom Menace came out when I was 13 and me and my buddy went to see it. We left the cinema underwhelmed and never talked about it again. Then came puberty, girls, sports, parties etc. I never saw the other 2. Then college, then worked like a dog through my 20s, started my own business at 28, missed a decade of popular entertainment. Cut to last year, thought hey, I'll introduce my 6 year old son to Star Wars, he'll like that. And he did. But I was stunned at how awful the acting and especially the writing was. I guess my point is that Pat is Fat.

No child don't you get it? It's supposed to be bad acting that's the pure hubris of it. AND. IM. HERE. FOR IT.
what I imagine that faggot would say.

 

[guest]

No child don't you get it? It's supposed to be bad acting that's the pure hubris of it. AND. IM. HERE. FOR IT.
what I imagine that faggot would say.

In between mouthfuls of bacon cheese flavoured popcorn

 

[Meownaw]

In between mouthfuls of bacon cheese flavoured popcorn

Again he can't not eat corn

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You know what I like about Star Wars? How I can easily decipher good and bad. Bad guys wear black and red! Good guys wear light color! Bad guys all look and dress the same. Good guys are all different! Fucking faggot it’s so simple and retarded there’s no need to explain anything. This faggot probably can’t comprehend Cinderella.

 

[The REAL JDA]

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Star War is fake and gay and corporate. Like Patrick.

 

[AntSucks]

You can tell these things are made for children because they always have either a reaction shot or a scene with a 6-9 year old interacting with the hero. Studios require it because market research shows that kids respond to seeing themselves represented. It's the kids movie equivalent of putting a fat ugly guy in a porno.

 

[Meownaw]

You can tell these things are made for children because they always have either a reaction shot or a scene with a 6-9 year old interacting with the hero. Studios require it because market research shows that kids respond to seeing themselves represented. It's the kids movie equivalent of putting a fat ugly guy in a porno.

Also Baby Yoda was just stolen from old samurai movies where the hero acts as a father to a child on his journey. I guarantee he doesn't even know Star Wars is just a gay ripoff of The Hidden Fortress. I'm shocked he hasn't tweeted that revelation yet as if he knew for ages and his followers are the dumb peons who want his google search level of input.

 

[Jenna]

Patrick just really loves the concept of not explaining things. No greater high exists then someone asking "what did you mean by that?" so you can screech back a cunty non-answer.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Also Baby Yoda was just stolen from old samurai movies where the hero acts as a father to a child on his journey. I guarantee he doesn't even know Star Wars is just a gay ripoff of The Hidden Fortress. I'm shocked he hasn't tweeted that revelation yet as if he knew for ages and his followers are the dumb peons who want his google search level of input.

I’ll give jewcas some credit. He’s never lied about how much of a dog shit scam Star Wars is. He knows his fans are retarded and he can get away with it. He effectively has said “I’m going to remake the same shit over and over” and people still buy it. He said Star Wars is “cyclical”. Man children faggots.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Do you know what I hate about Pat?

He doesn't even try to defend himself. Not even for a second.

Oh, here's your daughter, Annabelle. She's too small to abandon, you say? Too bad. Here she is. She exists. Yet he ran out.

Pure. Fucking. Cowardice.