I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Dorkington! (Pat flirting with yet another "lovely lady")

[guest]

He's like some kind of sex pest!

Would ya?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

She has a weird fish mouth too

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He really thinks he’s being cheeky and suave there.

fat retard

 

[Gay Faggot.]

First off, no jock would ever date this ugly bitch. Bonus ribs: Rick tries to act like he’s a jock. No one thinks you’re anything but a fat dork, fatty.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That pink/red hair is not helping her looks

 

[guest]

He really thinks he’s being cheeky and suave there.

fat retard

A normal person would feel awkward as fuck after none of them liked or acknowledged the tweet.

 

[fusciasomething]

"You two should make out. I mean...hang out". Homerun fatso, god he fucking stinks

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"You two should make out. I mean...hang out". Home run fatso, god he fucking stinks

He's a charmer

 

[potatopeeler63]

She “only dates nerds” because no jock would put up with her schmarmy “im a girl but also a dork” bullshit persona

the type of chick that thinks she’s better than the other girls because she’s “unique” and has a horshit personality from playing dungeons and dragons. Unbearable

and pat says some odd shit, dude

 

[Phish]

Looks like she ate a mean left hook and the blackening went away but the area is still swollen and off looking. And the eyeshadow on the other eye makes it look like she took a right hook too but the bruising didnt fade away evenly.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

She looks like she received a face transplant

 

[Easily_Remembered]

She might be the most attractive woman Pat has ever simped for, but that's not an especially high bar. I would, but I wouldn't brag about it.

Her lack of replies or even a pity Like shows that nobody, even a disabled gender genderqueer pronouns-in-the-bio cat lady buys this sloppy, fat, middle aged batch of cookie dough as a jock. This must be post-brain trauma.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He's like some kind of sex pest!

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Would ya?

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Her old lady face is Maggie Gyllenhaal-esque.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Why is that dressing gown picture so funny!

Who does he think he is, Hugh Heffer?

 

[guest]

Pat's a muscular jock who's never played a sport.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat sees himself as the big tough jock because he only hangs around weak men like Paul. It’s insane how mentally he’s still in that high school mindset of wanting to sit at the cool table.

 

[guest]

"My wife is not a lesbian"

If this went to court, I'm pretty positive that Patrick would lose that claim. He has made enough tweets about his wife having sexual encounters with women, it's perfectly reasonable to think she's a lesbian.

I would bet you Pat was the one who tweeted that from Niki's Twitter lol

 

[Meownaw]

That sasquatch "joke" and him over explaining it with scientific terms for some reason makes me physically angry.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Bitch looks like a young old lady

 

[Harry Powell]

He cannot help but make these type of of sexual comments - which he no doubt thinks are cute and funny. This nigga thinks he’s living in an 80s sex comedy and he can’t see how aggressive and weird he is coming off. Sad (and gross!) man