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I know I make a lot of bullshit threads, but I'm serious about this one.

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I like you Dougie, so don’t take this the wrong way - but yes.

It’s not that that’s some unattainable dream but be honest with yourself - you know you’d get bored of that lifestyle within a week and have flown off to Asia and be banging Thai ladyboys in a drug-addled haze.

OH YEAH, DROPPIN LOADS!!
It's even more autistic how I wanted to be cool and say I was inspired by the godfather... but I was really inspired by that shitty simpsons episode where sideshow bob moves to italy and becomes mayor.
I don’t get this larp by white people.

Oh yea, America is soo bad you’re gonna move. Good luck. Everything you hate about America is coming to every “white country” tenfold

Even with niggas. AMERICA FUCKING NUNBER 1!!!

If America sucks for you, Europe is gonna suck for you also. Your best bet, go to a 3rd world country, buy secluded land and live like a fucking king
Aren't I doing the right thing? I hate when people are like "go back to my own country? sweety... I was BORN in america!" yeah that's even worse, stupid. Go back and take your immigrant parents with you.

I will point out I'm half white european though. Just half italian.
 

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It's even more autistic how I wanted to be cool and say I was inspired by the godfather... but I was really inspired by that shitty simpsons episode where sideshow bob moves to italy and becomes mayor.

Aren't I doing the right thing? I hate when people are like "go back to my own country? sweety... I was BORN in america!" yeah that's even worse, stupid. Go back and take your immigrant parents with you.

I will point out I'm half white european though. Just half italian.
What the other half, nigger?



Got em
 

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I'm down for a Romania visit. Whenever I Google a country I check their average male height (never going to Netherlands) and if prostitution is legal.
I visited Transylvania like 7 years ago. It rocked, very beautiful but definitely a different pace of life. Shit was insanely cheap but you may tire of the food quickly. They eat nothing but mic, which is pretty good at first but after a week you’re sick of the saltiness and fat level. Women are gorgeous there until they hit whatever wall they have and turn into old gypsies.

 
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I visited Transylvania like 7 years ago. It rocked, very beautiful but definitely a different pace of life. Shit was insanely cheap but you may tire of the food quickly. They eat nothing but mic, which is pretty good at first but after a week you’re sick of the saltiness and fat level. Women are gorgeous there until they hit whatever wall they have and turn into old gypsies.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mititei[/URL]
I was thinking of going there for a Halloween adventure. Is it spooky looking with all that gothic architecture and shit?
 

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Google: nude beach romanian politician

*For research purposes: https://www.erome.com/a/xaoKx3eV
I’m the dog rn
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I was thinking of going there for a Halloween adventure. Is it spooky looking with all that gothic architecture and shit?
It’s part of Romania, child.

It was cool as shit though, I was visiting fortified churches you could just go climbing around in. This one in particular stood out:

A lot of the churches were fortified in the 15th century because the ottomans were rolling through
 
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It’s part of Romania, child.

It was cool as shit though, I was visiting fortified churches you could just go climbing around in. This one in particular stood out:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prejmer_fortified_church[/URL]

A lot of the churches were fortified in the 15th century because the ottomans were rolling through
Sweet I'll definitely go to Romania next year then. Dougie spooktacular Halloween special!
 
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Enjoy it brothaman. Maybe you can get over to Moldova.
So there's nude beaches in Romania? With actual hot politician ass? Not just homos?

Dude I'm so looking forward to this. Moldova sounds like an ugly chicks name but I bet it's full of hot puss too.
 
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There’s some sort of hot / salt springs in Romania where you can go and swim in salty mud water. Lots of fawkin babes there, as you can tell from my pic
Oh I thought they were niggers and almost noped out of going.

Everything cheap as fuck right? All the chicks will be over me?

How'd you go about not knowing the language? Any crime?
 

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It’s part of Romania, child.

It was cool as shit though, I was visiting fortified churches you could just go climbing around in. This one in particular stood out:

A lot of the churches were fortified in the 15th century because the ottomans were rolling through
Lucky Nigger. A lot of those fortified churches were built by the Germans (Saxons) that were invited to settle there in the middle ages. Funny how Germans who settled elsewhere in Europe weren't almost universally despised like some other ethnic groups. One in particular.
 
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Looking forward to eastern Europe next year more than asian next month lol
 
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