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I know I make a lot of bullshit threads, but I'm serious about this one.

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I'm going back to Italy. Trying to fit in.

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I want to move there, since I'm a wop anyway. Basically going to do what I wish all the other ethnicities would do, and go back to where I came from.

The thing is, except for Rome (which sucked shit and was full of niggers), I've never been. Is Italy still Italy? Am I fucking autistic for thinking I'll get to live in beautiful fields with a wife like in The Godfather?

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Or will it be full of niggers and graffiti like Rome? Answers from people who have actually been to Italy, please.

If Italy is no longer Italy, I won't do this. But if I could potentially make a life for myself there, then I'm going to start learning Italian asap.
 
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There is petty corruption at every level in Italy, and it gets worse the further south you go. This extends to everything from buying a property to getting minor plumbing work done. You have to find out who "the right guy to speak to" is, and go from there. Most of them don't speak any English at all, so learning at least some Italian would be essential before moving there. It's a deceptively hard language too. Don't think that if you speak a bit of French and/or Spanish, you'll pick it up easily. It's a grammatically complex language with a lot of differences in regional pronunciation.

The good news is, large parts of it are some of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are great, as is the food and lifestyle. I couldn’t live there full-time, as the ultra laid back way they all have starts to get grating after a few weeks, but there are few places I prefer to "vacation" in.
 
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There is petty corruption at every level in Italy, and it gets worse the further south you go. This extends to everything from buying a property to getting minor plumbing work done. You have to find out who "the right guy to speak to" is, and go from there. Most of them don't speak any English at all, so learning at least some Italian would be essential before moving there. It's a deceptively hard language too. Don't think that if you speak a bit of French and/or Spanish, you'll pick it up easily. It's a grammatically complex language with a lot of differences in regional pronunciation.

The good news is, large parts of it are some of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are great, as is the food and lifestyle. I couldn’t live there full-time, as the ultra laid back way they all have starts to get grating after a few weeks, but there are few places I prefer to "vacation" in.
Awesome, great to know.
 

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Id do a semi touristy (for English) northern (white) city like Bologna

But like all your manic decisions, regardless of what you do you're gonna hate it anyway, but probably beats Indonesia or whatever asian shithole you're currently in
 

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I don’t get this larp by white people.

Oh yea, America is soo bad you’re gonna move. Good luck. Everything you hate about America is coming to every “white country” tenfold

Even with niggas. AMERICA FUCKING NUNBER 1!!!

If America sucks for you, Europe is gonna suck for you also. Your best bet, go to a 3rd world country, buy secluded land and live like a fucking king
 
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like ur style, I've been thinking about doing that, some 'shithole' countries are still pretty based... Just gotta keep ur head down or you'll end-up like Andrew Tate
Issue with moving to a 3rd world country is it's 3rd world for a reason.

Sure... go to Philippines to easily bang broads. But they don't have a proper sewer system there. Good luck getting an erection when everything reeks of shit.
 

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Issue with moving to a 3rd world country is it's 3rd world for a reason.

Sure... go to Philippines to easily bang broads. But they don't have a proper sewer system there. Good luck getting an erection when everything reeks of shit.
That's the misconception. Yes, third world conditions exist, but that's for the peons.

For a real reference, check out the expat forums for that country. No one's moving to Honduras to live in a shack made from pallets, ainna?
 

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Am I fucking autistic for thinking I'll get to live in beautiful fields with a wife like in The Godfather?
I like you Dougie, so don’t take this the wrong way - but yes.

It’s not that that’s some unattainable dream but be honest with yourself - you know you’d get bored of that lifestyle within a week and have flown off to Asia and be banging Thai ladyboys in a drug-addled haze.

OH YEAH, DROPPIN LOADS!!
 
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