I just syringed the ear wax out of my ears for the first time

[NoBacon]

You ever cry "I"M SPIDERMAN" when you blast ropes?

No

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I’ve sent photos of myself to people, I look like Toby Maguire with a beard. Not as handsome, an uglier normal guy version. I’m not delusional.

@McGowan6 , take notes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You should make a video of you hearing your mother's voice for the first time and smiling until you cry tears of joy like those videos with the deaf babies getting cochlear implants.

 

[NoBacon]

You should make a video of you hearing your mother's voice for the first time and smiling until you cry tears of joy like those videos with the deaf babies getting cochlear implants.

Someone post the @Jenna rap, I’ll stuff all the wax back in

 

[NoBacon]

I used this for anyone curious, stick the thing in your ear and squirt hot water into it till it comes loose

https://a.co/d/cDdmYnm

 

[New Name]

I had an ear hair lodged in a huge impacted hunk of hardened wax that would rub against my eardrum for at least 5 years until I bought a similar kit. Didn’t come out at first but a week later a qtip stuck enough to the edge of what I just have softened up and pulled out the wildest thing I’ve ever removed from my body. Immediately could hear 2x better and the scratching of the eardrum went away. I’m happy for you i know how big this moment is

 

[NoBacon]

Congrats, Brotherman.

I clean my ears at least twice a year. They have drops that break up the wax and then you can flush it out with a baby syringe. It can take a while, but is well worth it.

It helps with hearing, balance, mood, even your sinuses. It feels so good after 6 months, I can't imagine what you felt like if this is the first time you've ever done it.

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a knuckle-sized, dark brown chunk of shit plop into the sink after blasting hot water in your ear. Even the water coming out of the faucet sizzles with your ears cleared up. It gives me goosebumps.

I thought I had gone deaf in one ear - I couldn’t hear at all out of it and it was just wax blockage, I have no idea how that much wax was in that small a space. It is very satisfying and gross when you keep pulling out giant slabs of hard black wax.

I guess I’m retarded, I didn’t know it was a thing, I thought old people did it and that was it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My one ear is kind of fucked up and cauliflowered and prone to infections. It clogged completely one time and it was extremely fucking annoying and a shitty feeling. I'm hard of hearing in it anyways but being completely deaf on one side is fucked and half assed dangerous. It's disorienting.

 

[guest]

@McGowan6 , take notes.

SOMEONE wasn't in the hairline photo chat!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Were you having tinnitus or just lower quality hearing?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I can hear everything now like I’m a super hero, I can hear the friction of my clothes against my skin, I wasn’t even aware that made a noise.

I owe a lot of people an apology about the sound of my television / music / podcasts.

What the fuck. This is strange. I just got used to it so I had no idea my ears were blocked for decades with wax.

You reckon that would be better than something like this?

 

[NoBacon]

You reckon that would be better than something like this?

Yeah, why complicate it? They used to use foot pump syringes and it worked great.

I also used this, it cleared mine up and mine were horrific. Just stick with it, it took 2 hours for me just squirting warm water into my ear but eventually it came loose.

https://a.co/d/d0gusvP

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Yeah, why complicate it? They used to use foot pump syringes and it worked great.

I also used this, it cleared mine up and mine were horrific. Just stick with it, it took 2 hours for me just squirting warm water into my ear but eventually it came loose.

https://a.co/d/d0gusvP

Well I just ordered the first one you'd mentioned, you think both are necessary?

 

[NoBacon]

Well I just ordered the first one you'd mentioned, you think both are necessary?

The first one is good enough, but I also got that because it was only 8 bucks and I just swapped between the spray bottle and the syringe, maybe it attacked it at different angles or something?

 

[Dog Eater]

At least post photos of the wax. My ears get a regular clear out when I use earplugs while shooting. I use these super expanding ones that always drag chunks of brown wax out with them.

 

[DMbA]

You reckon that would be better than something like this?

I brought one of these and it's all blurry, my hands can't stop shaking and you don't want to stick it in too far or you gonna to fuck up your eardrum, I got massive ear infection when I was a kid for scratching my ear canal with hard objects, had to see a otolaryngologist and it was a huge bill for something so stupid. Think I will order OPs syringe thing too