I just syringed the ear wax out of my ears for the first time

[NoBacon]

I can hear everything now like I’m a super hero, I can hear the friction of my clothes against my skin, I wasn’t even aware that made a noise.

I owe a lot of people an apology about the sound of my television / music / podcasts.

What the fuck. This is strange. I just got used to it so I had no idea my ears were blocked for decades with wax.

 

[DMAN]

I can hear everything now like I’m a super hero, I can hear the friction of my clothes against my skin, I wasn’t even aware that made a noise.

I owe a lot of people an apology about the sound of my television / music / podcasts.

What the fuck. This is strange. I just got used to it so I had no idea my ears were blocked for decades with wax.

How did you do it?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I wish you had syringed it with a shotgun.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I wish you had syringed it with a shotgun.

Oh you!

 

[RoTheHo69]

I can hear everything now like I’m a super hero, I can hear the friction of my clothes against my skin, I wasn’t even aware that made a noise.

I owe a lot of people an apology about the sound of my television / music / podcasts.

What the fuck. This is strange. I just got used to it so I had no idea my ears were blocked for decades with wax.

What's your favorite ear wax syringe?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

how did it affect the voices in your head?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

how did it affect the voices in your head?

This guys fawkin good

 

[guest]

Did your ear wax run out on you before your formative years and/or substitute an unconditional loving maternal relationship with a bipolar pedophile paranoid worldview/unconditional loving paternal relationship with a quid pro quo encouraging you-can-do-it worldview, or not?

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

how did it affect the voices in your head?

Oh, ho! You fuckin' BURIED this cocksucker! Take us out, Erock

 

[Suetonius]

Did your ear wax run out on you before your formative years and/or substitute an unconditional loving maternal relationship with a bipolar pedophile paranoid worldview/unconditional loving paternal relationship with a quid pro quo encouraging you-can-do-it worldview, or not?

(Insert British joke here)

WE GOT IT!

 

[NoBacon]

How did you do it?

Some ear wax removal kit from Amazon.

Took about 2 hours to do both ears, it was very stubborn wax.

It’s unbelievable though. I had no idea this is what hearing should be.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Some ear wax removal kit from Amazon.

Took about 2 hours to do both ears, it was very stubborn wax.

It’s unbelievable though. I had no idea this is what hearing should be.

WE HEARRRRD YOUUUUUU

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Nothing more tragic than seeing NoBacon take up the syringe.

 

[NoBacon]

WE HEARRRRD YOUUUUUU

ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Some ear wax removal kit from Amazon.

Took about 2 hours to do both ears, it was very stubborn wax.

It’s unbelievable though. I had no idea this is what hearing should be.

I'm going to look into this, but your op makes it sound like you simply did mushrooms.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm going to look into this, but your op makes it sound like you simply did mushrooms.

I can hear the friction of my t shirt against my skin, I can hear the crinkles of tissue paper, of my beard hairs bristling against my hand. I can hear the water sloshing around my bottle.

I legitimately did not know these had sounds that could be heard this clear. It’s fucking weird.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I can hear the friction of my t shirt against my skin, I can hear the crinkles of tissue paper, of my beard hairs bristling against my hand. I can hear the water sloshing around my bottle.

I legitimately did not know these had sounds that could be heard this clear. It’s fucking weird.

I can't picture you with a beard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I can hear the friction of my t shirt against my skin, I can hear the crinkles of tissue paper, of my beard hairs bristling against my hand. I can hear the water sloshing around my bottle.

I legitimately did not know these had sounds that could be heard this clear. It’s fucking weird.

Will you use your newfound hearing powers to take up listening to ASMR videos and coom to death?

I can't picture you with a beard.

I don't see NoBacon getting married anytime soon.

 

[NoBacon]

I can't picture you with a beard.

I’ve sent photos of myself to people, I look like Toby Maguire with a beard. Not as handsome, an uglier normal guy version. I’m not delusional.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’ve sent photos of myself to people, I look like Toby Maguire with a beard. Not as handsome, an uglier normal guy version. I’m not delusional.

You ever cry "I"M SPIDERMAN" when you blast ropes?