I just realized #DLTIW is way more douchey than we first thought

[guest]

“It’s why I fight” is so cringe, especially since his “fighting” is just tweeting all day from a couch. He tells Niki he can’t get a real job because he’s too busy fighting in the war against the “idiots”

It really is cringey as fuck. Of course he thinks it makes him sound badass, but he's tone deaf to reality. Fat too.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He thinks this is bad ass. But it shows how dysfunctional and paranoid his parents are. These aren’t honest good hard working people. They’re raving paranoid fascists that turned out the most delusional and uneducated Pig I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve hunted wild hogs with more wits and guts than Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I got the idea somewhere that hashtags predated Twitter, but were only used by libraries and shit for organizational purposes. I haven't looked it up, but it doesn't really matter because Patrick lies a lot anyway. He even lies about being very, very fat.


edit: I looked it up and I'm retarded. He's still a fat liar, though.