I just realized #DLTIW is way more douchey than we first thought

[HotDogJoe]

I, like a lot of people here just assumed that the above tweet was him psychotically lying about his parents using hashtags decades before Twitter was invented. He's certainly mentally ill enough to do that but looking at it again, he was clearly trying to start a new trending hashtag. Like he thought people would read that and be so inspired by it that #DLTIW would be popping up all over Twitter. Fucking fat narcissist.

Oh also, try searching #DLTIW on Twitter. It brings up some rib shattering results.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“It’s why I fight” is so cringe, especially since his “fighting” is just tweeting all day from a couch. He tells Niki he can’t get a real job because he’s too busy fighting in the war against the “idiots”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His parents must be so glad he is nikis problem now.

 

[captainjapan]

I GOT A GAY HASHTAG ON MY FRIDGE!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

His parents must be so glad he is nikis problem now.

Nikki is more retarded than him. Niks mom really has a great scam out of this. Shovel off your retarded daughter, onto some other retarded guy. Then, put them in a house, make their lodging self sustaining. Only give them half of their government allowances, which they spend on toys. Rake in the rest and use her disabilities for tax write offs and other nonsense. She really deserves some credit for it. Mama Raven was too retarded to think of it. Papa clown is too busy rewiring every rodeo, while also single handedly defending them from bandits.

 

[guest]

Imagine taking advice from some public school councilor.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So many unnecessary details crammed into one bullshit tweet because he's a lying retard attempting to sound profound or poetic. "They have a hashtag written on CONSTRUCTION PAPER in FADING SHARPIE MARKER affixed to their fridge by MAGNETS!" what the fuck else would it be held on the fridge by, fatass? Glue?

 

[captainjapan]

Out in the Mid Western town of Milwaukee I fell in love with a retarded girl
Nighttime would find me in Hooligan's Sports Bar
Football would play and Adrienne would hurl
Black as the negros were the eyes of Adrienne
Drunken and stinky while a blowing a guy
My love was strong for this downs syndrome maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell
One night a wild young Snyder came in, wild as the O and A pests
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Adrienne the girl that I love

 

[Cuphead]

All he ever does is let the "idiots" win

 

[Snake]

The idiots beat you in court. Is this what winning looks like?

 

[potatopeeler63]

there's something really off about this guy.
I'm starving for more pat content.
he's a case study of the hivemind we're living in but taken literally and magnified x 100

 

[Jenna]

I, like a lot of people here just assumed that the above tweet was him psychotically lying about his parents using hashtags decades before Twitter was invented. He's certainly mentally ill enough to do that but looking at it again, he was clearly trying to start a new trending hashtag. Like he thought people would read that and be so inspired by it that #DLTIW would be popping up all over Twitter. Fucking fat narcissist.

Oh also, try searching #DLTIW on Twitter. It brings up some rib shattering results.

Yeah, I never thought he was claiming his mom "invented" the twitter hashtag. She probably had one of those sets of refrigerator magnets with letters and spelled out D-L-T-I-W.

But, like you said, Patty had to add the hashtag simply to try and make #DLTIW a thing. Then when it becomes the biggest thing on the internet, he could copyright it and force people to pay him $10,000 whenever they use it.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Out in the Mid Western town of Milwaukee I fell in love with a retarded girl
Nighttime would find me in Hooligan's Sports Bar
Football would play and Adrienne would hurl
Black as the negros were the eyes of Adrienne
Drunken and stinky while a blowing a guy
My love was strong for this downs syndrome maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell
One night a wild young Snyder came in, wild as the O and A pests
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Adrienne the girl that I love

A classic by Farty Robbinson.

Feleena is good song too. If a bit overlong

 

[captainjapan]

I go deep with The Dead, sniff

 

[Sputnik]

I wonder how many moments of his life he has viewed from the lense of badass quotes that are hallmark moments in douche chill theater. Tuesday’s on the afternoon drive SiriusXM channel 202.

 

[guest]

there's something really off about this guy.
I'm starving for more pat content.
he's a case study of the hivemind we're living in but taken literally and magnified x 100

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Ive never seen that gay show. He stole his personality from Dr Who? Explains why he wants to be british.

 

[Mikekeke]

On his music playlist, this trying too hard to be cool garbage is the last song he added.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ

The second to last song is the one played during the trailer for the new Matrix movie. Whatever head injury he got from his fairy motorcycle must have obliterated any actual personality he might have had.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has a clip from Transformers from his I’m a big tough guy list. A movie made about a kids cartoon and toy line from the 80s.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

#PTITI that stands for Patrick Tomlinson Is The Idiot. Now go get fucked, Piggy.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It just goes to show you how mentally ill his family is because most families don't think they need to 'fight' for anything. They just live their lives. His family thinks people are out to get them to so they must fight against the tyranny!!!! Faggot ass family.