I just pissed all over the wall at work.

[Nigger John]

BLACKED Sissy White Boi using DARKMODE Detected. Somebody got caught playing in the dark.

I always play in the dark. most of my enemy's blend in with it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bathroom etiquette is lost to the point where The DMAN would piss on the wall if he knew it wouldn't be a punishment for someone unrelated to clean. Piss on the backs of the niggers occupying the urinals for too long, pussy boy. What, too scared? You could jave done that instead of ruining some loser janitor (probably white) day.

Lol, Good job stupid. Anyway The DMAN digresses... When The DMAN walks into the bathroom with only 3 urinals, and one dumbass is using the middle urinal. Holy shit, The DMAN ensures that he audibly mutters "Th'fuck?" right behind them, nearly whispering it in their ears for them to be shamed and living in Fez Whatley fear of public urination.

Fact of the matter is, you take the low urinal (The DMAN loves the low ones as it gives him enough space for his very formidable penis to dangle with first class accomodations. The higher urinals you always risk your pants or clothing accidentally touching that porcelain piss bin at a weird angle. With the low one you're usually safe.

Now, if you wanna talk Power Moves in the bathroom. That aforementioned formidable DPENIS? The DMAN has no issue standing a little further away from that urinal, just to say "Hey, Here's where we're at. Just in case you were wondering. "

Don't let The DMAN interrupt your empty posts with his brilliant musings

You ever have piss spray back at you out of the urinal off a urinal cake or those little rubber mat things? I got a real strong stream, I can piss across a room. It sometimes motherfucks me.

 

[DMAN]

I always play in the dark. most of my enemy's blend in with it.

no points refuted......

You ever have piss spray back at you out of the urinal off a urinal cake or those little rubber mat things? I got a real strong stream, I can piss across a room. It sometimes motherfucks me.

Brother, Have you ever felt the one little tinkle splash on your lips? Like when someone who is talking too close to you gets one of those flicker droplets on your lip? It has happened to The DMAN AT LEAST one time he can remember and has grown into a complex. ANY form of splash back is now a fear after The DMAN learned of UTI developing from the pee pee hole getting some old pee back in there. Hoo Boy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

no points refuted......



Brother, Have you ever felt the one little tinkle splash on your lips? Like when someone who is talking too close to you gets one of those flicker droplets on your lip? It has happened to The DMAN AT LEAST one time he can remember and has grown into a complex. ANY form of splash back is now a fear after The DMAN learned of UTI developing from the pee pee hole getting some old pee back in there. Hoo Boy.

I can't think of a specific time it happened but I know exactly what you're talking about so it definitely has happened.

 

[PickleRickle]

Bathroom etiquette is lost to the point where The DMAN would piss on the wall if he knew it wouldn't be a punishment for someone unrelated to clean. Piss on the backs of the niggers occupying the urinals for too long, pussy boy. What, too scared? You could jave done that instead of ruining some loser janitor (probably white) day.

Lol, Good job stupid. Anyway The DMAN digresses... When The DMAN walks into the bathroom with only 3 urinals, and one dumbass is using the middle urinal. Holy shit, The DMAN ensures that he audibly mutters "Th'fuck?" right behind them, nearly whispering it in their ears for them to be shamed and living in Fez Whatley fear of public urination.

Fact of the matter is, you take the low urinal (The DMAN loves the low ones as it gives him enough space for his very formidable penis to dangle with first class accomodations. The higher urinals you always risk your pants or clothing accidentally touching that porcelain piss bin at a weird angle. With the low one you're usually safe.

Now, if you wanna talk Power Moves in the bathroom. That aforementioned formidable DPENIS? The DMAN has no issue standing a little further away from that urinal, just to say "Hey, Here's where we're at. Just in case you were wondering. "

Don't let The DMAN interrupt your empty posts with his brilliant musings

I'm not one to blow smoke, but when I see a long series of text, I brace for the usual Sue punch in the balls, but once I see that mothafuckin' cocksuckin' third person perspective, I sit up-right, I pre-rib the post, and I get ready for knowledge.

 

[DMAN]

I'm not one to blow smoke, but when I see a long series of text, I brace for the usual Sue punch in the balls, but once I see that mothafuckin' cocksuckin' third person perspective, I sit up-right, I pre-rib the post, and I get ready for knowledge.

"Do you or someone you know suffer from complications as a result of DMANIA?"

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

"Do you or someone you know suffer from complications as a result of DMANIA?"

I’m a recovering DMANIC…

 

[BUBBLER]

You ever have piss spray back at you out of the urinal off a urinal cake or those little rubber mat things? I got a real strong stream, I can piss across a room. It sometimes motherfucks me.

Something about my stream, I'm guaranteed to get at least one drop to splash on my legs when I piss at night

Fucking infuriating

 

[guest]

Gomer Pyle azz nigga

LMAO...Discord jew wrote this @Nigger John...not how boq precision sounds, I gave this account to 3-4 jewsters.

 

[BUBBLER]

LMAO...Discord jew wrote this @Nigger John...not how boq precision sounds, I gave this account to 3-4 jewsters.

Schizo

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

LMAO...Discord jew wrote this @Nigger John...not how boq precision sounds, I gave this account to 3-4 jewsters.

Faggot.