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I just pissed all over the wall at work.

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Bathroom etiquette is lost to the point where The DMAN would piss on the wall if he knew it wouldn't be a punishment for someone unrelated to clean. Piss on the backs of the niggers occupying the urinals for too long, pussy boy. What, too scared? You could jave done that instead of ruining some loser janitor (probably white) day.

Lol, Good job stupid. Anyway The DMAN digresses... When The DMAN walks into the bathroom with only 3 urinals, and one dumbass is using the middle urinal. Holy shit, The DMAN ensures that he audibly mutters "Th'fuck?" right behind them, nearly whispering it in their ears for them to be shamed and living in Fez Whatley fear of public urination.

Fact of the matter is, you take the low urinal (The DMAN loves the low ones as it gives him enough space for his very formidable penis to dangle with first class accomodations. The higher urinals you always risk your pants or clothing accidentally touching that porcelain piss bin at a weird angle. With the low one you're usually safe.

Now, if you wanna talk Power Moves in the bathroom. That aforementioned formidable DPENIS? The DMAN has no issue standing a little further away from that urinal, just to say "Hey, Here's where we're at. Just in case you were wondering. "

Don't let The DMAN interrupt your empty posts with his brilliant musings
 
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speak white please
 
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