I just lost my friend with benefits because she didn't want to get too attached

[Mitch Weaver]

My psycho girlfriend finally broke up with me because she pulled some sneaky shit, got my Google password, went through all my social media accounts and emails and found out I cheated on her constantly. I'm actually extremely bummed about it. Not the first time this exact same scenario has happened to me. I'm a piece of shit.

I could’ve told you that.

Just kiddin brothaman, May Saint Mel bring you another crazy broad soon.

 

[guest]

No shit, that’s how this type of thing goes. You should have 2 or 3 going at any one time if what you say about yourself is true.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

They're women, they always want whatever they don't have. If they're in a no-strings sexual relationship, they want a real boyfriend. If they have a real boyfriend, they want to fuck around on the side.

 

[guest]

Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Am i right gang?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

My psycho girlfriend finally broke up with me because she pulled some sneaky shit, got my Google password, went through all my social media accounts and emails and found out I cheated on her constantly. I'm actually extremely bummed about it. Not the first time this exact same scenario has happened to me. I'm a piece of shit.

And Owen A. Forms let out a sigh of relief as the threat of her stabbing you to death was seemingly gone, at least in the immediate term.

 

[guest]

She's definitely going to keep fucking you all this does to a woman is make them want you more, hate themselves and want to lose weight.

Lol you were right, she just invited me over again. Fawk.

 

[guest]

No shit, that’s how this type of thing goes. You should have 2 or 3 going at any one time if what you say about yourself is true.

Opster gonna set up some more women. In the works brotherman. Talking to management now.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

My psycho girlfriend finally broke up with me because she pulled some sneaky shit, got my Google password, went through all my social media accounts and emails and found out I cheated on her constantly. I'm actually extremely bummed about it. Not the first time this exact same scenario has happened to me. I'm a piece of shit.

Fuck that bitch, I just had to change my passwords for this same reason.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It's bloody Abe's Google history

I'd forgotten about how much I hate her legs

 

[guest]

Well Lefty, I guess it's just you and me again.

You a lefty too? I've heard a lot of leftys are that way because they've done a lot of jerking off with a mouse in the other hand.

 

[guest]

Fuck that bitch, I just had to change my passwords for this same reason.

Cheating is shitty but breaches of privacy like that are an even bigger violation in my opinion. I used to keep a regular journal for years but some cunt I was dating found my little stash I intentionally hid and started bringing what I wrote to myself up in arguments. Barely have written a word since even though it was years ago.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I can't get rid of my 'friend with benefits' because they keep getting attached

 

[guest]

I can't get rid of my 'friend with benefits' because they keep getting attached

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Micro is an appropriate name, teehee.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Cheating is shitty but breaches of privacy like that are an even bigger violation in my opinion. I used to keep a regular journal for years but some cunt I was dating found my little stash I intentionally hid and started bringing what I wrote to myself up in arguments. Barely have written a word since even though it was years ago.

my chick does that all the time and she thinks i dont know

i know bitch