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Well Lefty, I guess it's just you and me again.
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I just lost my friend with benefits because she didn't want to get too attached
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"You had a woman develop feelings for you?! You're a faggot! Just buy one from Brazil like I did!"
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Is she not worthy of some sort of fake commitment? She's coming back btw she's just trying to see where she stands. The fact that you won't come begging will make her act more attached
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I told her I don't see us having a future and she said she will rethink about inviting me over tomorrow.
Oh well.
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Maybe you should do more gay posts asking how to pick up Asian broads.
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She's definitely going to keep fucking you all this does to a woman is make them want you more, hate themselves and want to lose weight.
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My psycho girlfriend finally broke up with me because she pulled some sneaky shit, got my Google password, went through all my social media accounts and emails and found out I cheated on her constantly. I'm actually extremely bummed about it. Not the first time this exact same scenario has happened to me. I'm a piece of shit.
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How stupid is she? I had a girl I kept around on the side for years in between and sometimes during women who I actually wanted to be with. I would make endless promises about us being together in the future but now just isnt the right time because of xyz reason. If I called her to try and get a piece of ass and she would get cold feet I’d tell her you know I think I’m finally ready to commit and within an hour I’d be getting my balls tongue washed. I must have done that a dozen times and she fell for it every single time without fail. She really was a special kind of stupid though, the kind of stupid most men only dream about taking advantage of. I’m not sure where I was going with this, I guess my point is just keeping piling lies on top of lies and eventually things will work themselves out.
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Women come and go, but jacking off will cost you nothing.
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I'd roip this bird thru the fanny packIt's bloody Abe's Google history
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Not a handsome man, that DanMaybe you should do more gay posts asking how to pick up Asian broads.
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play this on loop for a couple hours, go out there and sling some dougie dick
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In July? Why wouldnt she wait til the end of summer
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Is she the one who hit you? Fuck her, you're well rid of her. She probably spared you life in prison after one day you snapped and responded, beating her to death with a hockey stick or a bottle of maple syrup.
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Dude thank God she was making you miserable you were just scared to rip off the band aid. If you were cheating you either were so upset you needed something else to make you happy or you wanted to get caught
Enjoy your freedom. Not having someone checking on you like they're your parole officer all the time. Being able to hang with your friends do some blow or watch actual good movies.
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he didnt want the belt on tits?