I just got dumped by my main "chick", and my close friend of 13 years killed himself, all within the same couple of hours.

[CuntFucker]

Does this look like a therapy board? Why would you share this info with unemployed deranged losers? I have a third problem for you. You're stupid.

 

[Rink Lee Fa Ni]

 

[IanHalperin]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Losing a cumdumpster shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath as losing a brotherman, there are a lot more annoying cunts to choose from out there, true brothermen are way rarer.

Thoughts and prayers to your friend and his family.

 

[WhereWeAt]

In your pocket is the means to meet several women tonight

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Dan's wife put a curse on you.

Statistically it probably can't get any worse, I hope that helps.

 

[guest]

This has been a sort of fucked up day for me.

Peckas.

Thoughts and prayers, brothaman.

 

[smashthafunk]

She got railroaded…also could get it

 

[WhereWeAt]

YO! Ever heard of Jerkmate?

 

[DMAN]

Cuntfucker and Child_Snuff need to link up

 

[Phish]

Did they find your OnA account? Sounds likely to me.

Anyways, in other news, Pat is fat

 

[fusciasomething]

Does this look like a therapy board? Why would you share this info with unemployed deranged losers? I have a third problem for you. You're stupid.

Unemployed? Do you think there would be 8,000 "movies I've watched recently" threads if people here were unemployed? Get it together CF

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You should probably get better friends.

 

[guest]

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Pat Dixon really getting that punch get to his head.

 

[guest]

@Torquie

The dumping, how did it happen...

 

[The Greaseman]

Pete?

 

[Opesterino]

That sucks man.. I'm sorry to hear that. My best friend hung himself 6 months after we graduated highschool together. and when it comes to women they are straight evil at times and in my experience tend to only make things worse.

 

[Phish]

I knew some dude who killed hisself over some bitch who dint wannem

Sometimes I scribble shitposts too sloppy when i jot em. So whats been up man? Signed away your daughta?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

That sucks man.

I spilled a whole gallon of lemonade earlier and thought I had it bad.

Damn, the whole thing?

 

[aRTie02150]

Damn, the whole thing?

Yup. I placed it too close to the edge of the counter when I was reaching for a glass to pour it in to. Fucking thing hit the kitchen floor and blew out from the bottom so I didn't even get to have a sip of it.

Now I'll probably get ants.