I just found out I have a small penis.

[Jizz]

I'm not well hung either. You guys should try using Snug condoms which are for men with smaller pieces. I used to buy then at Wal-Mart when I was a single man.

 

[LiberalPussy]

This must be some Norton like creep who gets off on humiliation. What other possible reason would someone have for typing that out. It's not like anyone can offer advice or encouragement except "get a bigger dick, loser"

It’s akin to the Reddit story with the guy who’s wife “makes him” wear a chastity belt.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

It’s akin to the Reddit story with the guy whose wife “makes him” wear a chastity belt.

Sounds like a real battle axe!

 

[LiberalPussy]

Sounds like a real battle axe!

A real ball ‘n chain, that one!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Does this retard not know what 85th percentile means? Or is that the joke?

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm not well hung either. You guys should try using Snug condoms which are for men with smaller pieces. I used to buy then at Wal-Mart when I was a single man.

Condoms are gay and you should only raw dog.

 

[Chive Turkey]

This is quality bait. All the reaction-provoking subtleties in it are sublime.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You are very likely a queerosexual and your girlfriend is definitely fucking other guys. No woman is going to deprive herself of sex so you can larp as a Christian. When she finally sees your dick she’s going to laugh at it and will absolutely continue banging her “friends from work”. She is also the exact type of woman that hetero priests prey on.

Seriously, are you illiterate?

 

[despacito69]

Seriously, are you illiterate?

You should NOT be the one asking that question, fetterster.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Does this retard not know what 85th percentile means? Or is that the joke?

It's like Blind Intern Stevie being asked how big his bird is and he all bashful like says I dunno like 9 inches

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Under Sharia Law, a wife can demand (and obtain) divorce if the husband is impotent/micro-dicked.

One of the MAIN reasons for Islamic marriages getting annulled/insta-divorce is if the sheets have no blood the next day after consummation. (ie the husband didnt or couldnt fuck).

Yeah but he can always honor kill her first