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I just discovered Zoomer faggots to need to watch YouTube videos like this

Chive Turkey

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Suffer? Those faggots will cheer it on.
Because they're retards who've been conditioned by modern society to treat life like a game. Drop them in a harsh situation and that tune'll change real fucking quick. Half of them are unable to function and become borderline suicidal if their phone breaks now, imagine how poorly they'd react to a Mad Max world.
 
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Imagine thinking you're a man when you cry about working an 8 hour shift. "I have a beard waaaaah!" Yeah and you're still easily clockable as a mentally ill woman because that's what you are.

Women believing they're men are somehow more delusional than the reverse.

I hate trannys.
Um, excuse you? How is this anything but a brawny man's man?

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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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Drop the average zoomer off in the woods 5 miles out from a town and tell them to make their way back. I'd guarantee that they would not only fail, they'd manage to get themselves killed somehow.
I’m not sure if they’d get killed but if you drop them off outside my town they’re definitely getting raped
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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@Sue Lightning favourite ASMR channel you use to fall asleep to? Very gay btw
 

Riccardo Bosi

has janny powers
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We know you're a Rick & Morty fan. Prison, zoometty.
 

Chive Turkey

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We know you're a Rick & Morty fan. Prison, zoometty.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
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Stimming is for autism. It's only a zoomer thing in that something crazy like 2% of them are autistic (ie retarded) and the numbers are only growing. They need to figure out what jew goo is causing this and eliminate it fast because this isn't good for society.
I feel autistic enough listening to OnA clips while playing Diablo 2 and drinking a tallboy
 
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