I just crumbled horribly in a presentation.

[According to My Cock]

Next time just imagine the audience sitting there in their underwear.

Too bad it was over Zoom

Everyone was in their underwear

 

[Build Black Better]

Too bad it was over Zoom

Everyone was in their underwear

Wait, everyone was supposed to be in their underwear?! You Zoomers motherfucked me!

 

[guest]

I would have if I had known I must step in last minute, I’m not clairvoyant.

I hope you get raped by someone who looks like Ooga Ekpeke.

There's always time for a word with the Father, buddy. Do better.

 

[Imager]

Real advice: if this ever happens to you, just open with, "I wasn't supposed to be giving this presentation. I just got told like 10 minutes ago. Now that I've lowered your expectations, I'd like to tell you that equity compensation is my passion."

 

[guest]

 

[Jenna]

Your co-workers rn:

 

[Cuphead]

 

[NoBacon]

Your co-workers rn:

Pretty much yea

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

It always seems worst than it actually is.
I bet if you were recorded, you'd find yourself not doing too shabbily.
People tend to overestimate their failings in public. You'll find your audience won't remember what you might think of lackluster and you could even get kuddos from persons who wouldn't have the balls to stand up there.
Hang in there, big guy !

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I think the worst I’ve had it was your situation except a college presentation, but even me at the time knew for a fact that nobody was even paying attention and if they were, they were a gay faggot.
But I know the horrid feeling of bombing socially in general so hang in there bud, by Thursday you’ll have moved to the next awful thing in your life

 

[NoBacon]

It always seems worst than it actually is.
I bet if you were recorded, you'd find yourself not doing too shabbily.
People tend to overestimate their failings in public. You'll find your audience won't remember what you might think of lackluster and you could even get kuddos from persons who wouldn't have the balls to stand up there.
Hang in there, big guy !

Someone had to step in and explain the situation on my behalf because I was doing so badly and I didn’t think to do it myself first lol.

It is what it is.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

100s of people, last minute I was made to step in because the scheduled person couldn’t do it.

I was a nervous nelly and stuttered and sweated through it and now I feel humiliated and gay.

I will be taking a break from posting to heal from the shame.

Pray for me.

Were you heating up?

 

[NoBacon]

Were you heating up?

Tomato red head, yea.

Shit was awful.

I just don’t have the makings of a varsity Mullen.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

I did a presentation for a bunch of suits a couple of months ago. I remember feeling like a shaky-voiced, fast talking faggot through the whole thing, but when I looked at the recording, I didn't hear any of that. I think most stuff like that is just in your head.

I did notice I had terrible posture though, like I was scared to get assaulted at any time. You live and learn I guess?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

You’re probably making it out worse in your head than it really was

9/10 people on this board are sociopaths but probably 1/10 people are in real life, I doubt anyone cares that you stuttered

 

[Brooke Shields]

I did a presentation for a bunch of suits a couple of months ago. I remember feeling like a shaky-voiced, fast talking faggot through the whole thing, but when I looked at the recording, I didn't hear any of that. I think most stuff like that is just in your head.

I did notice I had terrible posture though, like I was scared to get assaulted at any time. You live and learn I guess?

Like you couldn't relax? How many african americans were in attendance?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re probably making it out worse in your head than it really was

9/10 people on this board are sociopaths but probably 1/10 people are in real life, I doubt anyone cares that you stuttered

I stuttered but I’m still butter.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Like you couldn't relax? How many african americans were in attendance?

It was like the 50s space program actually.

 

[AntSucks]

Why are corporations so hell bent on PPTs? Never got this obsession.

It is such a shitty medium for communication. First of all, no matter how good the presenter is;

The info is never detailed, it's short and concise, and you forget everything within 5mins.

Also you are focused on the presenter rather than the info itself.

Detailed reports and guides are much more helpful compared to 10 words dumb slides.

This is where I'm looking into a whisper + AI summaries setup. I have to phone into these horrible telephone presentations where somebody talks shit for 2 hours. You can't speak or interact in any way, and they're usually reading from a script.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Public speaking gets easier every time and you get better at it. Don’t worry about it, unless there were women present in which case you should totally worry because they will now see you as weak.

I agree he should probably rape one to regain some dominance.