I immediately went into Layla

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope the are about to hire him and and just need to see his vax information.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I hope the are about to hire him and and just need to see his vax information.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

What a sad old man.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

REMINDER: Gavin actually thinks bringing that shit back is a good idea that people are clamoring for.

What shit? Moose Lodges, or "The Flintstones"?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I honestly thought this was going to be a fucking Layla joke.

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

Joe's auditioning for "older folks", which means they're mostly 70+ years old. The "Greatest Generation" Moose Lodge fratboys probably want to know if he can play "Ring of Fire" or "It's Not Unusual" or "Heartbreak Hotel".

Jammaster JoeH decides to play some obscure instrumental Allmann Brothers epic so they can watch him jerk off his guitar.

Fucking Joe is getting his own gigs cancelled before we can. At least he's finally taking some initiative in his stupid life.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Shouldn't he be learning country songs and shit since his brother is allegedly moving down South?

Man I'm glad my uncles his age don't know how to work a computer and spend their days drinking away war memories and rebuilding engines. This shit is so sad.

We already have Hootie, we don’t want another one.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

After forty-whatever years of guitar wizardry, Moo Breasts is still begging for gigs at the Moose Lodge. Talk about a wasted life.

 

[fusciasomething]

People at the Moose Lodge aren't thrilled with a guy who's know for "playing" the Big Apple Ranch? What a surprise.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I honestly thought this was going to be a fucking Layla joke.

The joke is the one playing it.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

The joke is the on playing it.

I was drunk

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was drunk

I was trying to play off your statement l….sniff

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I was trying to play off your statement l….sniff

What are you? Peter fonda picking blueberries?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

What are you? Peter fonda picking blueberries?

The blueberries are not a stand alone……….fruit…..

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

The blueberries are not a stand alone……….fruit…..

How'd your mother die?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

How'd your mother die?

She was fingered by kurt love

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"I immediately went into Layla, and pushed anthony off her so she could blow them so they would hire me"