I ignored all requests to "celebrate" with coworkers yesterday.

[guest]

Faggot, dude…. I’m not even going to click on this because it’s me doing you a favor. It would just give me more ammunition. Seriously, if Patrice ever met you he’d be nominally polite and then goof on you for being a lispy incel. You honestly cited Patrice. Holy shit.

I think we would tag team @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER

 

[CQ Beans]

I think we would tag team @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER

Just take the L, dude and move on.

 

[guest]

Just take the L, dude and move on.

While you were cooking stromboli @ 3 am... I was treating @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER to some fine dining (she was giving my asshole head).

 

[CQ Beans]

While you were cooking stromboli @ 3 am... I was treating @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER to some fine dining (she was giving my asshole head).

Wow, I finally won an internet fight. How hallow.

 

[guest]

Wow, I finally won an internet fight. How hallow.

Your mom giving me analingus is a W for you? Cuck

 

[CQ Beans]

Your mom giving me analingus is a W for you? Cuck

I realize it’s only the 1440’s for you but raping people is considered immoral these days. One of your prophets even said so. The good one. Not the illiterate one.

 

[guest]

I realize it’s only the 1440’s for you but raping people is considered immoral these days. One of your prophets even said so. The good one. Not the illiterate one.

Then explain this ear worm:


[MEDIA=youtube]RCg6DglscOs[/MEDIA]

 

[CQ Beans]

Then explain this ear worm:

‘Age restricted’ Why am I not surprised.

 

[guest]

‘Age restricted’ Why am I not surprised.

CQ Beans...this is no way to speak to your step-dad.

 

[CQ Beans]

You lost, faggot. You don’t even speak my language well enough to insult me. I will enjoy this bank holiday diversion though on my way to pick up a sausage Stromboli.

 

[Africa.com]

CQ Beans...this is no way to speak to your step-dad.

Sthep dad

 

[guest]

You lost, faggot. You don’t even speak my language well enough to insult me. I will enjoy this bank holiday diversion though on my way to pick up a sausage Stromboli.

Say it more few time, perhaps it become real.



Our @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER anthem:

[MEDIA=streamable]eyw253[/MEDIA]

 

[guest]

Sthep dad

Shouldnt you be arguing with black women on twitter, hick...

 

[CQ Beans]

hick...

Do you even know what that means, Mogadishu?

 

[guest]

Do you even know what that means, Mogadishu?

I do, I also know what Mogadishu means (it's a derivative of مقعد شاه "Maqad-e-Shah, "the seat of the Shah")...I can also sniff out losers like cray cray. You sir, are a LOSER. Your mom though is nice.

 

[Africa.com]

Shouldnt you be arguing with black women on twitter, hick...

Welcome to my podcatht, smath that like and sthubsthcribe.

 

[guest]

Welcome to my podcatht, smath that like and sthubsthcribe.

This is "sass"...stay in your hickster lane. Talk about refugees and other cookie cutter cliches. Hickster

 

[Africa.com]

This is "sass"...stay in your hickster lane. Talk about refugees and other cookie cutter cliches. Hickster

The sullen outsider African immigrant. You are a cliche.

 

[cachorro]

What's with the fuckin Stromboli!? I'm STARVIN ova he'!

 

[guest]

The sullen outsider African immigrant. You are a cliche.

This trope is non-existent lol.

Why? because hicks dont author/engineer culture in America