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I ignored all requests to "celebrate" with coworkers yesterday.

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Instead I took some NyQuil around 10pm and slept like a champ. Still sicky though, so need DayQuil today.

Can't wait to go in and hear about what I missed last night, like I care.

Hope you're all having a great start to the week and year.
Despite being Owen’s resident maniac you’re the most sane person here. Strangely enough I didn’t hear any fireworks last night in my neighborhood. Weird, though oddly a relief.

At any rate, Happy New Year you wonderful beaner.
 
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Despite being Owen’s resident maniac you’re the most sane person here.

The guy that talks to crows?

Strangely enough I didn’t hear any fireworks last night in my neighborhood. Weird, though oddly a relief.

Who gives a shit?

At any rate, Happy New Year you wonderful beaner.

Remember when everyone voted you off as the most annoying user and you vowed to leave, never to return?
Phillip marma remembers.


It’s a cross between “sick” and feeling “icky”, get it??? :sneaky:

Yuck.
 
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What if instead of " "I ignored all requests to "celebrate" with coworkers yesterday." it was "I ignored all requests to "celebrate" with cowboys yesterday." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Just imagine.

I take it things aren’t going too well at hovel ala turk if you’re sauced this early.

How does the wife tolerate beer/vodka shits all morning ON TOP OF the limp member during love making? No good?
 

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The guy that talks to crows?



Who gives a shit?



Remember when everyone voted you off as the most annoying user and you vowed to leave, never to return?
Phillip marma remembers.



It’s a cross between “sick” and feeling “icky”, get it??? :sneaky:

Yuck.
Dude, I don’t know what the fuck is giving you this much of a hard on for me but calm down. I wasn’t even talking trash. It’s just banter. Fuck’s sake.
 
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