I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

[BoqsDiaperHat]

It would be pretty funny to see all the reactions if Jake Paul wins.

 

[NoBacon]

It would be pretty funny to see all the reactions if Jake Paul wins.

He probably will, right? How good do you have to be to beat a 60 year old drug addict?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It would be pretty funny to see all the reactions if Jake Paul wins.

It'd be pretty funny to see the reactions if Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson in the ring. The world's favorite unpredictable drug addled rapist.

"He had a hard life! A bully pulled his pigeon's head off!"

I don't fucking care.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Lock them both up for rapes they didn't commit, as is tradition.
The opportunity to fight THE mike Tyson ended nearly 20 years ago.

Really I watched his fight in 2005? Ish he lost

 

[TorpidSloth]

I was disappointed as a young lad to learn that it's not actually anatomically possible, but I hope Tyson puts his nose through his brain.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope Jake Paul spits his mouth guard out and bites Tyson's nipple off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And then when Tyson's laying there dead with one nipple, Snoop Dogg jumps into the ring and also gets promptly beat to death.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And then Shaq descends from the rafters and then they drop him Owen Hart style. Tyson: DEAD! Snoop Dogg: DEAD! Shaq: DEAD!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And then Xzibit gets stabbed in the parking lot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

And then zombie DMX crawls out of the middle of the ring with worms in his mouth like The Boogeyman and Logan Paul runs in through the crowd and gives him a reverse electric chair drop, killing him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I have some hope that Stipe has been unfairly written off and will find Jon’s chin. Extremely unlikely… but definitely possible

 

[Cuphead]

Gayest fight of all time that nobody wants to see, but everybody will watch

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope Jake Paul spits his mouth guard out and bites Tyson's nipple off.

We get it. You’re gay.

 

[HH Brother]

"Wow, Mikester looks great for almost 60!"

I fucking hate civiliansters.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Snoop Dogg jumps into the ring and also gets promptly beat to death.

I think everyone can get behind this

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

this is what will happen, assuming it’s not scripted

Portuguese is a vile language. Sam Hyde does a very accurate dissection, you may know the clip I'm thinking of.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Portuguese is a vile language. Sam Hyde does a very accurate dissection, you may know the clip I'm thinking of.

I've always thought it sounds like a retarded Russian trying to speak Spanish

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I've always thought it sounds like a retarded Russian trying to speak Spanish

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Every Portuguese person I've ever met has been hilarious. Also the best sex I've ever had was with a Portuguese broad.

 

[HH Brother]

Every Portuguese person I've ever met has been hilarious. Also the best sex I've ever had was with a Portuguese broad.

After you nuttedster, did you have a ciggy and share a can of tunabones, Abester? teehee