I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Put an end to all this fake boxing malarky

 

[Mustard]

I hope the opposite happens

 

[Niggerotchi]

I hope he fucks Jake till he loves him, faggot.

 

[Barzoni1010]

Put an end to all this fake boxing malarky

I've never understood the appeal of watching roided out closet homosexuals fight.

It's 2024, you can watch FPV shootage of a Russian soldier storming a trench and bayoneting Ukrainians before a swarm of suicide drones rain down on him and the footage cuts out. But somehow people would rather watch a 70 year old black man and twerp slap each other.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I've never understood the appeal of watching roided out closet homosexuals fight.

It's 2024, you can watch FPV shootage of a Russian soldier storming a trench and bayoneting Ukrainians before a swarm of suicide drones rain down on him and the footage cuts out. But somehow people would rather watch a 70 year old black man and twerp slap each other.

We can watch ukrainians play hop scotch over minefields. You cant beat that.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Lock them both up for rapes they didn't commit, as is tradition.
The opportunity to fight THE mike Tyson ended nearly 20 years ago.

 

[Dusty Dan]

I have more respect for WWE than this circus, but I hope Tyson puts him in a vegetative state

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Maybe we'll get lucky and the building will collapse.

 

[Jizz]

I have more respect for WWE than this circus, but I hope Tyson puts him in a vegetative state

Vince would put on a way better show than this boring shit! I heard the actual fight doesn't even start until 11 pm ET, anyone know if that's true?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

That would be hilarious

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Tyson is going to dominate the majority of the fight then throw it at the end. Put all 100 of your dollars on it

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Vince would put on a way better show than this boring shit! I heard the actual fight doesn't even start until 11 pm ET, anyone know if that's true?

 

[DoucheChills]

Vince would put on a way better show than this boring shit! I heard the actual fight doesn't even start until 11 pm ET, anyone know if that's true?

My sportsbook is saying the Logan v. Tyson fight starts at 11 EST. Netflix says 8 EST but that is just because they want viewership for the earlier fights.

 

[Guest]

Tyson is going to dominate the majority of the fight then throw it at the end. Put all 100 of your dollars on it

Not even close. You ever spar in any kind of martial art with an old dude? No matter what training they have that gas tank is there for like 3 minutes tops.

Mike probably has a viable 90 seconds to knock him out and then it’s a slow decline to his inevitable loss.

The only hope here is that he’s on an insane amount of PEDs, including EPO.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Not even close. You ever spar in any kind of martial art with an old dude? No matter what training they have that gas tank is there for like 3 minutes tops.

Mike probably has a viable 90 seconds to knock him out and then it’s a slow decline to his inevitable loss.

The only hope here is that he’s on an insane amount of PEDs, including EPO.

oh literal harry

 

[Steve Ramone]

It's dumb fight weekend with stupid Jon Jones too. What a faggot.

 

[Guest]

It's dumb fight weekend with stupid Jon Jones too. What a faggot.

I have some hope that Stipe has been unfairly written off and will find Jon’s chin. Extremely unlikely… but definitely possible

 

[NoBacon]

this is what will happen, assuming it’s not scripted

 

[NoBacon]

I have some hope that Stipe has been unfairly written off and will find Jon’s chin. Extremely unlikely… but definitely possible

I don’t like that interim guy who looks like a giant mr tumnus tbchwy.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I have some hope that Stipe has been unfairly written off and will find Jon’s chin. Extremely unlikely… but definitely possible

It's gonna be Jake Paul and Jon Jones winning the weekend because there is no god.