I honestly thought this was an imposter child. He is fucking nuts.

[guest]

“People fuck. Like, all the time… in ways…that will boggle your mind.”

“I’m into things”

Is this an admission that he’s been fucking the cat?

Patrick definitely enjoys getting pegged... A LOT.

Niki probably straps one on for Jen Huber too.

 

[captainjapan]

Did Ancient Space Coons fly spacecraft and have sex with transgendered crustaceans sent from Heaven to protect the dinosaurs? Find out in Patrick S. Tomlinson's new self published novel Space Niggers and Decapods in Space!

 

[guest]

There were black gay Viking warriors. Deal with it.

Yep and there were white, lesbian Inca Warriors, little baby infant child.

 

[cardwell]

WorldCon Allstar @stealthygeev is still spreading Christmas cheer, despite Pat's targeted harassment campaign