I honestly don't know what to do about this

[EraGodless]

I got this baller ass sub from the butcher shop but it's so tall I can't fit it in my mouth. There's no way I can attack this without having a bunch of goddamn I-talian meats fall out of the thing. I need to get a clean bite. It's imperative that I get a clean bite.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gabe. This is what happens when I leave you alone. You start making over the top homosexual posts. “Oh this sub is just tooooo big for my mouth. I’m going to have to tackle this big Italian boy. Whatever am I gonna do????”. First Cowboys, then Cavemen, now Italians? Get it together Gabe.

In all seriousness, I hate Italians. Good samwidges though.

 

[porquedealer]

Only people 5'5" and under need to eat a sub in two sittings.
It's why Subway sell 6" subs

 

[johnnynoname]

this thread is avant garde

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Only people 5'5" and under need to eat a sub in two sittings.
It's why Subway sell 6" subs

I'm 6'1", libtard. Which is the maximum height.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I managed to eat half the sub with minimal mess.

I'm proud of you, brothaman.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

In all seriousness, I hate Italians. Good samwidges though.

They are a hateable people. They’re honestly the definition of Dan’s retard comment about snake. Never like the Italians. Good food though… don’t think you’re going to deflect your homosexual posting though, Gabe. It’s getting out of hand again. You can’t distract me with my natural disdain for the wops.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

I tried and I got a fucking cramp under my chin. It hurt. It still hurts. The goddamned butchers hurt me by not making hymie subs. WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? I AM!

Sounds like a tasty lawsuit.

 

[Turry]

The sub has become the dom and he's too big for Abe's gullet

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The sub has become the dom and he's too big for Abe's gullet

I could've eaten the whole thing, I just wanted more for the future.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The sub has become the dom and he's too big for Abe's gullet

I could've eaten the whole thing, I just wanted more for the future.

I mean. Seriously Gabe.

“He’s too big for you!!!”

“No he ain’t! I can take more of him!!!”

How long until it’s out of your system?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I mean. Seriously Gabe.

“He’s too big for you!!!”

“No he ain’t! I can take more of him!!!”

How long until it’s out of your system?

IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH

 

[Gay Faggot.]

IT'S A FUCKING SANDWICH

A big, fat, Italian sandwhich you were salivating to get into your mouth. Sure Gabe. That’s definitely what it is.

 

[Kinderman]

You complain a lot, you know that.

Abe is a fucking ingrate. Every sub place in the world is cutting ingredients and raising prices, and this shithead is bitching about a kindly butcher hooking him up with a loaded sandwich.

Fuck you, Abe. I hope that butcher stabs you in the lungs next time.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[handsomeblue]

This you?

 

[Meade Skelton]

I also got some stuffed portobellos that I'm pretty stoked about.

View on Vocaroo >>

 

[TravisPickle]

IT'S A FUCKING MANWICH

Fucking disgusting.

 

[TravisPickle]

Thats a pretty gay sandwich, Abe. Why'd you lie about going to the butcher?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Call it a hoagie like a civilized person.