I held the door open for a nigger a hour ago....

[Gay Faggot.]

that's why I don't carry a gun.

Why? So you can do nothing again?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Nigger Jim you will receive an invite to the niggerless compound

aka niggerless cage

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've had all types not say thanks and if they don't I say "YOU'RE WELCOME" all hella crazy loud and bitchy. It's more fun than just not doing it anymore.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The worst is when you hold the door for an old person and they give you shit for making them rush to the door. Like, I was content to stand there and wait for as long as it took you to shuffle through the fucking door as long as I get a thank you or a smile or something, but now I just want to wait until you're right at the door and slam it shut on your face, killing you and ending your shitty, replacement hip life, you old fuck.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The worst is when you hold the door for an old person and they give you shit for making them rush to the door. Like, I was content to stand there and wait for as long as it took you to shuffle through the fucking door as long as I get a thank you or a smile or something, but now I just want to wait until you're right at the door and slam it shut on your face, killing you and ending your shitty, replacement hip life, you old fuck.

This and I always tell people they didn’t need to hurry because that makes me feel bad. I like to hold doors open for middle aged guys and respond to their thank you’s with “yeah man.”

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This and I always tell people they didn’t need to hurry because that makes me feel bad. I like to hold doors open for middle aged guys and respond to their thank you’s with “yeah man.”

My thank you response is "not a problem."