I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Does he ever brush his fucking teeth? I swear he's got a chunk of food lodged in between his teeth in every other photo. Disgusting.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nobody on the boat wanted to take a picture of them, they’re even sitting away from the main group due to always being the outcasts in the corner

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Does he ever brush his fucking teeth? I swear he's got a chunk of food lodged in between his teeth in every other photo. Disgusting.

I think l thats just his gingivitis gums protruding

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

2 'beach ready' bodies right there

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Does he ever brush his fucking teeth? I swear he's got a chunk of food lodged in between his teeth in every other photo. Disgusting.

Looks more like a class V cavity

he should shut his fucking mouth, he's got a problem with it... he should get it looked-at

 

[Raymond]

 

[Clint Ruin]

I thought he looked ripped at first but it was just a shadow

The only thing ripped on Pat are the seams of his clothes

 

[Udders]

I'd like to see your finest Foster Grants, child.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

I'd like to see your finest Foster Grants, child.

Hello my dude I’d just like to say that Panama Jack is everything! They deadass slap!

 

[guest]

Those glasses look like he fatly sat on them, bent them to shit, and then tried to unbend them. Richard Nixon was less crooked than his glasses.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

2 'beach ready' bodies right there

Installing that home gym to supplement their main gym workouts really paid dividends. Both looking Sports Illustrated ready.

Might want to get that tumor looking thing looked at, Pat. It’s been there for months now.

 

[guest]

Might want to get that tumor looking thing looked at, Pat. It’s been there for months now.

It's not a tumor, child.

 

[analeggsalad]

Installing that home gym to supplement their main gym workouts really paid dividends. Both looking Sports Illustrated ready.

Might want to get that tumor looking thing looked at, Pat. It’s been there for months now.

your avatar is making me imagine Pat talking to his pubescent teenaged daughter while she realizes what happened and confronts him about abandoning her with a little too relaxed an attitude about the whole thing

"you could have worked things out! Mom wasn't that bad, she wanted to share custody. She was waiting for you to make a sign that you cared. She just needed you to show you really cared and she was willing to share custody.

"I failed algebra this quarter did you hear? and I really identified with the girls whose dad helped them with homework. WHY did you ABANDON me and ignore me like I was NOTHING? Why do you think you can even CONTACT ME LIKE WE HAVE ANYTHING BETWEEN US?"

(pat's hand begins trembling grasping the phone)

"NOOOOOO CHILD." (trembling intensifies) "YEEEEES CHILD. BABY INFANT CHILD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES CHILD"

 

[guest]

 

[Phish]

Does he ever brush his fucking teeth? I swear he's got a chunk of food lodged in between his teeth in every other photo. Disgusting.

Thats a cavity brothaman. In my professional opinion the plaque and tartar building likely started from the back of the tooth and is breaking down the enamel and killing and chipping (tss) and working its way all the way to the front. But im just a humble Panera Dentist. What do i know? Lunch pail, punch in, carve out proofed breadbowls w my knob.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

For someone who has been fighting trolls every single day for over 3 years, to the point of actually filing (and losing) a lawsuit, he has no hesitation whatsoever in posting hundreds of pictures and videos of he and his wife for public consumption.

Below is an incomplete list of observations since he's started posting:
1. His tooth is rotting
2. He's growing a 3rd and 4th chin
3. He takes creepshots of women
4. He has some sort of growth on his neck
5. Niki's transitioning into Ginny Sack
6. He weighed down the zipline so much that his face grazes the brush underneath as Niki cackles like a moron
7. He has franks ear
8. He wears sunglasses that are too small for his face and are lopsided from his deformed ears
9. Niki looked like Shrek bathing in a watering hole that one night
10. Niki has more mass in her arms than he does

And the list goes on and on. Any normal person would have killed themselves from all the abuse but Pat seems to either A) not remember he's been trolled for years or B) does not give a single fuck about subjecting himself and his family to guaranteed trolling.

Fucking weird guy, man

 

[FurBurger]

This one is way worse. Looks like a legit retard.

It's like someone shoved an ice cream cone in Terri Shiavo's mouth.

"See? She loves it!"

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Struggling to make out which one is the male in that photo.

Gender fluidity is cool. I’m sorry if you’re behind on what’s cool but these 2 millennials are always in top of trends.