I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

I’ve been laughing at this for the past day. Imagine one of your friends posting this picture from their vacation. It would be hilarious but for a different reason. Imagine this is someone who has a little buzz going and took a picture in some glasses that do the opposite of complimenting their face while also being crooked. They might realize how funny it looked so they might post it to be whacky. That’s not what’s happening here though because he is a huge narcissist. You see he never sees a picture of himself that he doesn’t love. He didn’t try on different glasses in the store to see which ones he looks best in, he looks great in all of them! They are name brand glasses so they are good and cool. He didn’t notice they were crooked in the picture because he was fucking slammed and like I said he thinks he looks great in every picture. This picture is up there with the one of him cutting the steak and the video of him twirling that stick in Hawaii. He’s so delusional to how the world perceives him and I love him for that. I predict we’ll all eventually do a big 180 on ol’ Patrick.

 

[captain_kamala]

his chest hair makes me want to ralph

 

[guest]

Oakley's are for queers.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I thought he looked ripped at first but it was just a shadow

 

[Heyfellas]

his chest hair makes me want to ralph

Sup baby

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wow, zero hint of a muscle from the heavy weights gym boy. He’s soft and will only get softer as he ages. I’ve also noticed he posts all his photos unedited to places like Instagram where you’re supposed to use filters to make the photos look better. Pat of course thinks every photo he takes is perfect and needs no filter.

 

[Pat the Simp]

He seemed to have cut the poof of hair on his head. That's one thing, right?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Traps like the swiss alps, deltoids like melons. The hard work put in at the half hovel half gym is paying off dividends, child. What a soft faggot.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Oakleys are basically white trash 90s glasses.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It seems like everyone on the boat ignored them. Even though they don’t all know each other the boat guests are at least close to each other and being friendly. Pig and Drunk are off the the side like two weirdos. If Pat had talked to ANYONE he would have taken selfies with strangers but they wanted nothing to do with the retarded man baby and his dyke wife. I bet he annoyed everyone by being a know it all about things he knows nothing about.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This one is way worse. Looks like a legit retard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oakleys are basically white trash 90s glasses.

Holy shit, they are wearing Oakleys! The last time I saw anyone wearing those was the late 90s. When I was in 8th grade in 1999 we took a field trip to Washington DC and a bunch of us bought knock offs from some guy and we thought we were so cool because it was 1999. It’s been said before but it’s amazing how the flyover / rube areas are always 10-15 years behind on current trends and fashion.

 

[guest]

Holy shit, they are wearing Oakleys! The last time I saw anyone wearing those was the late 90s. When I was in 8th grade in 1999 we took a field trip to Washington DC and a bunch of us bought knock offs from some guy and we thought we were so cool because it was 1999. It’s been said before but it’s amazing how the flyover / rube areas are always 10-15 years behind on current trends and fashion.

Yeah, they were "cool" when I was a kid in the 90s. I haven't seen anyone wear them in like 15 years until this picture. Thanks for the trip down memory lane, Fat!

 

[guest]

This one is way worse. Looks like a legit retard.

I'd never seen a homosexual retarded person until now.

 

[Brooke Shields]

What the fuck is that on top of Nikki's head?

oh it's the top of her head

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Thats how glasses sit on his inbred shaped ears

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah, they were "cool" when I was a kid in the 90s. I haven't seen anyone wear them in like 15 years until this picture. Thanks for the trip down memory lane, Fat!

My high school friends and I get together from time and joke about things that were cool back when we were in high school and the Oakley’s one always gets a big laugh. It was Oakley’s, silver chain link necklaces, Smirnoff ice, red dog beer, whip it’s, barbed wire bicep tattoo, and putting sound systems in cars that were worth more than the car. I haven’t seen any respectable person wear them in decades, it’s usually some tweaked out dirty 30s white guy outside the 7/11 / wawa wearing a wife beater and jean shorts. It’s amazing how places like Milwaukee are like a time warp when it comes to fashion and trends

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

At least he's smiling in some of these photos. It still makes him look like a dumb retard boomer, but it's way more tolerable than his serious/intimidating face. Look at this goofball! He wouldn't shoot up a Republican fundraiser, no sir!

 

[Hoolies]

Loffed at the chins and outstretched trotters reflected in Niki's glasses. Nice acting-your-age, stupid.