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This sounds a lot like Calvinist predestination prattle
Jesus said the narrow road is there for anybody willing, so I don’t believe in that, or that there’s a quota.
You’re 5”1
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This sounds a lot like Calvinist predestination prattle
Who looks cooler in this picture? It aint the punkass standing up in his nigger-shirt. +1 to CalvinThis sounds a lot like Calvinist predestination prattle
Yeah im a Calvinist. @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 comment?This sounds a lot like Calvinist predestination prattle
Theres a church in my area that celebrated pride month, their billboard outside the church says "Rise Up In Pride". What the fuck is that?
4chan Christians win by default.
Something stupid boq or faggot Artemis would say.Semen is sparkle in the eyes.
Yeah im a Calvinist. @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 comment?
Gandhi refused to let his wife have modern medicine so she died, then he used it when he was sick. He also did weird sexual stuff with young members of his cult.
If you delve into anybody enough, you’ll not like what you find.
The life lesson is that admitting fault is dumb.Not turn you in for admitting your faults.
And then you'll start dooming in a new wayYou'll stop dooming as soon as you find a bitch.
You're sounding like a male version of a Betsy resto type fyiI’m reluctant to get with someone new, it’s been great having no commitments to anybody, I’ve been promoted, got good at guitar, read the Bible front to back in two translations, read countless novels, I increased my 1 rep max significantly and taught myself fun hobbies.
Are there women who don’t bring headaches and problems, who let you have free time guilt free? I’ve never met anybody like that but I assume they do exist.
Gandhi refused to let his wife have modern medicine so she died, then he used it when he was sick.
Yeah but they prefer men whose tits are smaller than theirsAre there women who don’t bring headaches and problems, who let you have free time guilt free? I’ve never met anybody like that but I assume they do exist.
Missy babes, you wanna be my chick?Guys, GUYS the obvious solution to this problem is to just go along with the crowd always, and you will never be proven wrong and you will get all the chicks (@PickleRickle, this is a colloquial term used to refer to human females). And if you do end up being proven wrong 10 years later, who cares??!!! By that time everyone will have already moved on.
Oh wait except for that's LITERALLY a formal logical fallacy. But who cares about that though, except for spergs like Sue Lightning and Quasi??
God told me that you should take a note from Judas Iscariot and check out early. He said Judas betrayed Jesus the same way you betrayed your unborn child.God told Noah he would deliver him from the flood, but Noah had to build an ark. God said He was building His church on the rock, but we have to preach and worship and prophesise.
God’s plan is sovereign and it’s delivered through our free will, it doesn’t make sense in this world and we can’t shoe horn it into anything we can understand.
God put @Turry Fawks keys on a high shelf, and Turry had to obtain a ladder.
God told me that you should take a note from Judas Iscariot and check out early. He said Judas betrayed Jesus the same way you betrayed your unborn child.
Sitting around thinking is always a good use of time
If it makes you feel any better, technically your chick killed the baby, not you.No child, He didn’t. Nice try with the hate though, have a good one.
So so so if I threaten to kill both of us unless she does it, drive her to the clinic, pay for everything and skip out of there like Fred Astaire it's still her fault?If it makes you feel any better, technically your chick killed the baby, not you.
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