I have a stye. Christmas is FUCKED.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This fucker has almost completely closed my eye. My favorite eye.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No like dampen a tea bag (black) with warm water and apply it as a compress.

Abe gets tea bagged all the time by men with their ballsacks.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Although I have pink eye

Come on, funster, we all know you let Flavia release her gas into your pillow

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The son of a bitch popped right into my eye while I slept. I don't think I have much time left to make my Slamball dreams come true.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The son of a bitch popped right into my eye while I slept. I don't think I have much time left to make my Slamball dreams come true.

Ya snooze......ya lose

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Abe gets tea bagged all the time by men with their ballsacks.

Are they black men? That's important

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

The son of a bitch popped right into my eye while I slept. I don't think I have much time left to make my Slamball dreams come true.

It was the poultice, wasn't it? Go ahead and lie if it wasn't

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It was the poultice, wasn't it? Go ahead and lie if it wasn't

I never actually did the poultice or the washcloth. I didn't do shit. My eyelid is still swole and red but the whitehead is gone.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Thought this was another 'me me me' post from that self-absorbed mentally ill retard guy.

Hope you feel better soon, Abe.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I never actually did the poultice or the washcloth. I didn't do shit. My eyelid is still swole and red but the whitehead is gone.

I told you to lie, jerk.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Thought this was another 'me me me' post from that self-absorbed mentally ill retard guy.

... It's not?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Are they black men? That's important

Abe does not discriminate when it comes to male genitalia. Any size or color will be serviced.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Abe does not discriminate when it comes to male genitalia. Any size or color will be serviced.

But he needs medical grade mandingo yambag to cure his eye

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

But he needs medical grade mandingo yambag to cure his eye

They don’t call him Abe “Nitro the Blowjob Queen” Vigoda for nothing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They don’t call him Abe “Nitro the Blowjob Queen” Vigoda for nothing.

It's The Flyin' Hawaiian and nobody's putting their balls on my eyes. That's called Arabian Goggles, by the way.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's The Flyin' Hawaiian and nobody's putting their balls on my eyes. That's called Arabian Goggles, by the way.

You would know, sweetie.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

They don’t call him Abe “Nitro the Blowjob Queen” Vigoda for nothing.

He runs a V12 - a Very Hard 12 inches

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

The h is silent