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Never had one before. I noticed yesterday my eyelid felt weird and today it's all swole. I've got a swole eyelid. I'm trying not to touch it and all I want to do is touch it.
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I have a stye. Christmas is FUCKED.
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It's pink eye from handling poop and then touching your eye
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As it so happens, I have one that developed the other day, Vigodaster. It's still there but it's not pestering me. Although I have pink eye from this fawkin chest cold thing I've been dealing with.
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If it lasts more than a few days it might be skin cancer.
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It's not fawkin pink eye from touching poop. My eyeball is fine, it's just my big dumb swole eyelid.
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Oh I'm 100% sure that it's fatal and I'm going to die. I already took out a bunch of loans and I'm thinking about building a Slamball court.
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All this pink eye talk has made my fucking eye itchy and I can't touch it. Thanks a lot. We're supposed to be stye brothers. We're supposed to stick together.
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Only a real degenerate is into scat play
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I don't play with no scat, scout's honor.
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Turn around, Stye Eyes, every now and then I fall apart
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Santa is Adam Libby's cousin. Merry Christmas, one-eye.
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Get yourself a nice jewel-encrusted eyepatch.
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You gotta go with the black! It's stylish, and it goes with my leather jacket... when I'm out banging HOOARRS FUNSTER UGHHOOO!
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I'd look so fucking cool with an eyepatch. I also need a sweatband like that for Slamball.
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Does anyone want to join my Slamball league? I'm gonna go crazy hard though because I'm gonna die from my stye eye anyways.
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I looked it up and the internet says to put a warm washcloth on my stye eye several times a day.
Turn arooouuund, Stye Eye, every now and then I fall APAAARRRT AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
Turn arooouuund, Stye Eye, every now and then I fall APAAARRRT AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER
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I guess that's a no on the Slamball league. Fuck ya then.
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Get a parrot on your shoulder while you're at it. "SQUAWK, Martin Landau was a hack!"