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i hope she retains your semen in her uterus, nigger john.
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I have a date Thursday.
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I should have a date with a girl I met in ... somewhere... but I've fucked-up my facebook password, she seemed pretty cool too... I'm sure I'll sort it out
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In the middle of the date, when there's an extended silence, make sure to whisper loudly... "THIS IS GOING GREAT!"
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do you scream "NIGGER" when u cum and make the o-face? lol
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You live in your parents' house you little weasel faggot
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only when I'm fucking Somalian guys
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Is she a Miami girl?
You have to watch out for the Miami ones! Those girls will stab you in your sleep with a shiv made from a popsicle or a Dove soap bar! My third/fifth wife - yes, it's the same girl, ok, follow along - oy vey, you showed up when you said you were or you wouldn't wake up the next morning!
Did you ever see "Misery"? They ripped me off! Stephen King doesn't remember because of all that coke, but I told him about the time I stayed late after commentating for the Dolphins one night, and Bob Griese called me into the locker room to challenge me to a game of Gay Chicken! He didn't think I had the cojones, but I showed that whole team AND that pisser Shula! It took three hours, but I was millimeters away from his junk, and Griese caved! Jim Kiick held it over him for years, he'd say "put the drinks on The Griese Fagola's tab" every time they were at Mother's Lounge!
But I paid for that little game... I came home to a full moon, a pitch black house, and a cold dinner. No sign of the wife, so I unwisely just go to bed... And the crazy Xixa tied me to the posts overnight! My legs were wide open, V for Victory! And she used the Boys Scouts knot! How would a girl even know that? And there I see her in the doorway, smiling while eating a whole sheetcake, telling me it's for my own good! I'm open minded, honey, it's the 70's, this isn't even full BDSM - what's the good here!?!
Fond memories though, I remember them with a smile now. Nobody made a better green bean casserole. Love you, Alene!
Warren in the Carolina's, you say your Uncle touches you at night while he wears your dead Grandmother's shoes, please share with us!
You have to watch out for the Miami ones! Those girls will stab you in your sleep with a shiv made from a popsicle or a Dove soap bar! My third/fifth wife - yes, it's the same girl, ok, follow along - oy vey, you showed up when you said you were or you wouldn't wake up the next morning!
Did you ever see "Misery"? They ripped me off! Stephen King doesn't remember because of all that coke, but I told him about the time I stayed late after commentating for the Dolphins one night, and Bob Griese called me into the locker room to challenge me to a game of Gay Chicken! He didn't think I had the cojones, but I showed that whole team AND that pisser Shula! It took three hours, but I was millimeters away from his junk, and Griese caved! Jim Kiick held it over him for years, he'd say "put the drinks on The Griese Fagola's tab" every time they were at Mother's Lounge!
But I paid for that little game... I came home to a full moon, a pitch black house, and a cold dinner. No sign of the wife, so I unwisely just go to bed... And the crazy Xixa tied me to the posts overnight! My legs were wide open, V for Victory! And she used the Boys Scouts knot! How would a girl even know that? And there I see her in the doorway, smiling while eating a whole sheetcake, telling me it's for my own good! I'm open minded, honey, it's the 70's, this isn't even full BDSM - what's the good here!?!
Fond memories though, I remember them with a smile now. Nobody made a better green bean casserole. Love you, Alene!
Warren in the Carolina's, you say your Uncle touches you at night while he wears your dead Grandmother's shoes, please share with us!
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Start the date by asking her favorite n-word is.
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She's 100% a cheating whore.
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Nigger Jim beats women away with a stick. This woman is obviously bruised up badly
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Update please. Don't leave us hanging!
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Tomorrow. Her kid is doing autistic things.
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Sounds like you could be a good role model then
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Edit; I didn't go