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I hate when people say "bless you" when people sneeze.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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You a fucking priest or some kind of authority that's able to summon God to bless me because a bodily function happened?

How about if you coughed and I was like "God rape you"? What would happen? Nothing. Because I can't make God rape you. I'm just saying bullshit for no fucking reason.
 

not that Jack Horner

If you saw me IRL you very likely wouldn't look me
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I don't even like to me thanked for simple shit.

If I did something that is considered going above and beyond, then yes, a thank you is ok. But if I'm working and someone asks me to pass them something I do not see the need for a thank you.

Maybe I'm a psychopath.

thanks for that man
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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You a fucking priest or some kind of authority that's able to summon God to bless me because a bodily function happened?

How about if you coughed and I was like "God rape you"? What would happen? Nothing. Because I can't make God rape you. I'm just saying bullshit for no fucking reason.
Fawk. I’m guilty of saying that but usually to older relatives that I know.
 
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