I had my first Wendy's burger last night.

[Queefer Sutherland]

Dave's Double: $7.99
McDonald's Double QP: $7.99

 

[LiberalPussy]

What are your thoughts on their coffee?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

All fawkin in with da spicy chicken sandwich.

Used to be my go-to after the second swim practice of the day in high school. Yes, child, I was ashamed to be on the swim team and yes, child, I did wear a Speedo.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The original Wendy is fat by the way.

When they started doing commercials with her, it was a bad move

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When they started doing commercials with her, it was a bad move

Was that recently or in the beginning? I don’t remember that. She is a great big ol fat person.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Was that recently or in the beginning? I don’t remember that. She is a great big ol fat person.

Like 10 years ago, this hog showed up on every TV. Not good

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was that recently or in the beginning? I don’t remember that. She is a great big ol fat person.

Like 10 years ago. There's a commercial where she's talking about the Dave Thomas Foundation for Unloved Children and Dave's vision for Wendy's and at the end she's like "I should know. I'm Wendy." and it's supposed to be some mindblow reveal that Wendy is a real person. And she's not a cute little kid with pigtails, she's a hefty adult ginger.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Like 10 years ago, this hog showed up on every TV. Not good

She half snorts like a pig when laughing after she says, “it would’ve made him hungry.”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She half snorts like a pig when laughing after she says, “it would’ve made him hungry.”

It woulda made him fawkin hungry asumpthin TTTSSSSSSS

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It woulda made him fawkin hungry asumpthin TTTSSSSSSS

When she eats healthy she orders the Dave salad with extra mayo dressing!

Dave salad with extra mayo dressing? HA HA HAAAA HHOOOOLLYYYY SHHIIITTTT *pounds desk*

 

[peckafacce]

I never got, why are the patties square when the buns are round? They should call it roundtene.

The burgers are *square* because they don't cut corners.

fuuuuuuck

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The burgers are round because they don't cut corners.

Might want to re read that buddy

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Want to steal the idea and go halfsies on selling this to Wendy’s?

Welp, I’m at least semi retarded because I misread his original comment. @Meownaw gaslit me by ribbing my comment.

 

[Zombie247]

I got another one, 30 mins ago. Just a single burger & bacon. It's too hot to cook in this heat.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I got another one, 30 mins ago. Just a single burger & bacon. It's too hot to cook in this heat.

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Nice marble table brotherman, better than anything in @Wisconsin.gov's hovel.

 

[Zombie247]

Nice marble table brotherman, better than anything in @Wisconsin.gov's hovel.

You never did send me the tickets for 9/11 premiere.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Like 10 years ago, this hog showed up on every TV. Not good

Hot and juicy is something that will never be applied to this Tomlinson-esq creature.

 

[peckafacce]

I got another one, 30 mins ago. Just a single burger & bacon. It's too hot to cook in this heat.

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Ive never seen a Wendys burger look that good. Is this what they look like when not cooked by niggers?

 

[bantadant]

Hot and juicy is something that will never be applied to this Tomlinson-esq creature.

Imaging not having to work and still being this fucking fat. Oh yeah, you already said Tomlinson-esq

 

[LiberalPussy]

Imaging not having to work and still being this fucking fat. Oh yeah, you already said Tomlinson-esq

No, McDonald’s child. The Big Mac is not superior to the Baconator. Enjoy bankruptcy.