I had a Juneteenth meeting at work

[TorpidSloth]

At least some of them must feel patronised by now, no?

 

[Brooke Shields]

seeing as revisionists are the only ones who write history, I'm going forward that "Juneteenth" started during the slavedays mocking an uneducated slave who was asked what day it was
"Aww lawdy sur i believe it be june-teenth today sur."
And it was such a hit with all of the big-time jewish plantation owners that it spread through the entire country.

horribly racist that it perpetrates still today

 

[VoteJello]

My cousin works at an Amazon warehouse. He told me that yesterday when they came back from break everybody started stretching during announcements like normal until the manager said "Wait folks, don't stretch during announcements, we have something special planned today." After announcements were done like 3 or 4 black people got up. The nigress said, "Happy Juneteenth, y'all! WOO!" and one of the black dudes said "Now follow along as we do a swag circle." This basic ass crunk came on and they started dancing side to side and everyone was to join in. Apparently they kept saying "Stay limber, y'all!"

Now, I have nothing against the blacks, but these shame rituals will not stand.

 

[Dog Eater]

FACT: Juneteenth didn’t exist 10 years ago and no niggers were aware of it.
FACT: It’s a made up nigger holiday with no cultural traditions associated with it.
FACT: The name itself sounds like a word a nigger made up because he was too stupid to say “June 19th” and slurred the words together.
FACT: Black people are the worst race in America and on the whole NOBODY likes them or wants them around.
FACT: Nobody gives a fuck about the exception that proves the rule. Fuck your one really nice black friend. I’m talking about the race here.
FACT: Juneteenth is a huge L for niggers the same as everything else.

 

[Mike Glyer]

My favorite thing to listen to a few years ago was white people acting like they knew what Juneteenth was and had heard of it before. "Ah, what happened on that date?" was enough to stump 99% of them while acting sincerely interested. Meanwhile my black coworker was like "I've never heard of this shit" and said it must be some Southern black thing.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[DMbA]

My cousin works at an Amazon warehouse. He told me that yesterday when they came back from break everybody started stretching during announcements like normal until the manager said "Wait folks, don't stretch during announcements, we have something special planned today." After announcements were done like 3 or 4 black people got up. The nigress said, "Happy Juneteenth, y'all! WOO!" and one of the black dudes said "Now follow along as we do a swag circle." This basic ass crunk came on and they started dancing side to side and everyone was to join in. Apparently they kept saying "Stay limber, y'all!"

Now, I have nothing against the blacks, but these shame rituals will not stand.

He should try to organize the white folxs there to do a "we are we are Amazon"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Whatever it is, sounds dumb

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It's spelled "Juneteempf."