Joseph used to be a towering figure at 6’1”. Now he’s a shriveled old queen
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I guess he’s shrinking in his old age???
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Joseph used to be a towering figure at 6’1”. Now he’s a shriveled old queen
The tightly-coiled Cumia hair of Ant and Brotha Joe's youth was so dark, it looked raven-wing black even in the sun. Odd he would try to dispute that
It's actually in meters/stone, so JoeH is 18.3 feet tall and 924 lbs.
I think he is pretty bored with his trip. He isnt making friends. He is just the loner old guy that plays guitar near the meat cutting table Mon/Wed/Fri
They use imperial for height but metric for weight? Wtf
Can I get a thicker slice of prime rib please? What's that? Oh you're the talent, sorry about that. However you're right there and you work here so how about you get to slicin'?
Is nobody cluing in that Joe filled out the paperwork as "trans"? No doubt to stick it to the Biden administration somehow in his stupid cow brain.
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I'd say it's a UK thing as we say we are 6 foot, drive in miles, weigh ourselves in stones and drink pints of beer and milk in a utterly confusing fashion but the date format is bizarre and weight I am guessing is kilos so it's some European thing I guess.
someone asked if the 66 was stone... they're probably surprisingly accurate
why do you measure your weight in stones?
I dunno, ask the government (maaaan)
Tradition. It's been used since biblical times for all weights and then eventually it became what it is today over the centuries. It's only used for body weight really now though. Back in the 1700s a stone was different depending on what type of goods or location it was which really shows we have kinda cleared it up somewhat.
Joe looks like he's about to have a severe cardiac event. Fucking pedo enebler.