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Joseph used to be a towering figure at 6’1”. Now he’s a shriveled old queen
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They use imperial for height but metric for weight? Wtf
Can I get a thicker slice of prime rib please? What's that? Oh you're the talent, sorry about that. However you're right there and you work here so how about you get to slicin'?I think he is pretty bored with his trip. He isnt making friends. He is just the loner old guy that plays guitar near the meat cutting table Mon/Wed/Fri
I'd say it's a UK thing as we say we are 6 foot, drive in miles, weigh ourselves in stones and drink pints of beer and milk in a utterly confusing fashion but the date format is bizarre and weight I am guessing is kilos so it's some European thing I guess.They use imperial for height but metric for weight? Wtf
why do you measure your weight in stones?someone asked if the 66 was stone... they're probably surprisingly accurate
I dunno, ask the government (maaaan)why do you measure your weight in stones?
No way this old cow is 66kg.someone asked if the 66 was stone... they're probably surprisingly accurate
Tradition. It's been used since biblical times for all weights and then eventually it became what it is today over the centuries. It's only used for body weight really now though. Back in the 1700s a stone was different depending on what type of goods or location it was which really shows we have kinda cleared it up somewhat.why do you measure your weight in stones?
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