I got the chink virus

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Felt awful the first couple days. Now I feel like jon snyder cock slapped my brain and I have sinusitis. I think I got it when I got drunk at a baseball game in 90 degree weather after jogging 7 miles.

Revised opinion: it was created by bug people in a lab cause it feels quite odd.

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

be honest now, did you get the vax? Don't lie 'cus I'll know!

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

Yeah, vaxxed people

 

[guest]

Stop lol. Nobody I now who had Delta has gotten it again myself and kids included. My daughter had the omicron and breathed on me and I ate off her plate because she said something tasted funny.... nothing. I'm thinking the new variants are not related to the original. They're releasing lab created shit or something now. Not that the first one wasn't lab created, but these must certainly be.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What if it actually has chink properties and you become a bad driving autist but you're good at math and playing classical music

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What if it actually has chink properties and you become a bad driving autist but you're good at math and playing classical music

And develop a taste for your neighbors' pets

 

[guest]

What if it actually has chink properties and you become a bad driving autist but you're good at math and playing classical music

Does your junk shrink, but become more potent.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I had it earlier this year and I only discovered it by pure chance. Wanted a few days off work so I lied that I got da symptoms and went off to get a test. Test came out positive and I was shocked because I wasn't feeling anything. Was a bit paranoid the first day or two of quarantine because I was assuming it would kick in eventually, but nothing happened and I spent the rest of the week drinking myself into a stupor and watching movies. Never had a jab either.

Nice immune system, stupids.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My pain in the ass neighbor got it about a month ago. I could hear him dry coughing at all hours for a couple weeks. Then an ambulance picked him up for the night. The last two weeks he has been pretty quiet.

 

[Dennyislife]

All my family caught it at the same time. I had the longest after effects of a cough for weeks. My 82 year old cancer survivor grandfather shrugged it off better than me ffs

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Felt awful the first couple days. Now I feel like jon snyder cock slapped my brain and I have sinusitis. I think I got it when I got drunk at a baseball game in 90 degree weather after jogging 7 miles.

Revised opinion: it was created by bug people in a lab cause it feels quite odd.

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

Same. On Tuesday afternoon, I was feeling nauseous at work, so I went home early. By 7PM, I had a fever of 102.3. I took a Covid test on Wednesday and it was negative. The fever, chills, and worst headache ever went away by Friday. I now have sinus problems and I'm having a hard time using my thinkin' meats. Whenever I try to sit down at my desk and do some work, I feel like when I was an undergrad in college and tried to study after smoking pot. I took a Covid test this morning and it was positive. I never got the vaxx and figured that I probably already got Covid at least once during the last two years, but I never felt this way. It's definitely some odd shit. The sinus problems and brain fog didn't happen until after the fever, chills, and headache went away. The chinks are really screwing with my busy season this year.

 

[Dennyislife]

I knew I had COVID but turned up negative until a few days post infection/signs of one

 

[guest]

This is surreal. I remember back in 2020 when nobody on this board (me included) thought covid really existed. I think it was McGowan who made a post saying he actually got it, and it calmed my paranoia and made me think covid may possibly exist since a brotherman said he had it.
I remember one "meme" in particular that was going around, "all these people dying of covid... do you actually even know anyone who has it?".
I got really crazy in 2020.

Yeah...

Same. On Tuesday afternoon, I was feeling nauseous at work, so I went home early. By 7PM, I had a fever of 102.3. I took a Covid test on Wednesday and it was negative. The fever, chills, and worst headache ever went away by Friday. I now have sinus problems and I'm having a hard time using my thinkin' meats. Whenever I try to sit down at my desk and do some work, I feel like when I was an undergrad in college and tried to study after smoking pot. I took a Covid test this morning and it was positive. I never got the vaxx and figured that I probably already got Covid at least once during the last two years, but I never felt this way. It's definitely some odd shit. The sinus problems and brain fog didn't happen until after the fever, chills, and headache went away. The chinks are really screwing with my busy season this year.

Yeah my thinking meats are busted.

 

[Zombie247]

I got it once. It was like a dirty head cold.

 

[warchief1978]

Felt awful the first couple days. Now I feel like jon snyder cock slapped my brain and I have sinusitis. I think I got it when I got drunk at a baseball game in 90 degree weather after jogging 7 miles.

Revised opinion: it was created by bug people in a lab cause it feels quite odd.

Everyone seems to be coming down with this shit.

good luck, bro.