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I know. I eat cumsies off a plate and feign suicide. It's epic.Gross
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I know. I eat cumsies off a plate and feign suicide. It's epic.Gross
I know, crying is disgusting.Gross
At least you have your table manners.I know. I eat cumsies off a plate and feign suicide. It's epic.
Smacking a kid around is the equivalent of smacking a full grown you around.Then they were talking on the phone one day and this bitch casually admits to smacking her kids across the face hard enough to leave a mark and I was vindicated. They don't hang out too often anymore
I don’t think that you’re stupid. You seem like a nice lady. NoBacon is a fucking idiot though.
There’s only one woman over 40 that I’m attracted to and her name is Bonnie so uhhh go ahead and miss me with that sass as you zoomers say.Stop kissing ass stupid she's not going to fuck you. She's NoBacon but with a cat avatar who says she's a woman.
I fucking love old bitches. Probably some kind of complex. But I love that they can make me laugh and can't get pregnant.There’s only one woman over 40 that I’m attracted to and her name is Bonnie so uhhh go ahead and miss me with sass as you zoomers say.
I fucking love old bitches. Probably some kind of complex. But I love that they can make me laugh and can't get pregnant.
Yeah. If I saw her irl you'd see me turn into Simp Turk. Just the sweetest most generous version of myself. Id fucking pull a knife if someone else was flirting with her.View attachment 229646
Her too. “Madone” or however the fuck you’re supposed to spell that WOP slang.
I feel that way about old men.But I love that they can make me laugh and can't get pregnant.
We all love raping old men. Why even mention it?I feel that way about old men.
Madonna everyones favorite old TV woman.Her too. “Madone” or however the fuck you’re supposed to spell that WOP slang.
OofMadonna everyones favorite old TV woman.
She was desperate enough to get on OnlyFans and dumbass simps immediately started paying for her Norma Buster level horseshit. If they had waited it out we could have seen her pussy and asshole I bet.View attachment 229646
Her too. “Madone” or however the fuck you’re supposed to spell that WOP slang.
Explain to the folks at home who Norma Buster is and I wouldn’t pay for nudes but you have to respect how bangin her body still is.She was desperate enough to get on OnlyFans and dumbass simps immediately started paying for her Norma Buster level horseshit. If they had waited it out we could have seen her pussy and asshole I bet.
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Pretty self explanatory.
Spread your legs and make food.
Stupid cunts.
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