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Did she talk to someone that she wasn't supposed to?
Maybe talk loudly about the craft of comedy, or how someone fucked up your eggs with yolk or salt. That brings women running.
Sure, it's in the opposite direction, but at least they're running.
Maybe talk loudly about the craft of comedy, or how someone fucked up your eggs with yolk or salt. That brings women running.
Sure, it's in the opposite direction, but at least they're running.
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Fucking co-workers is fun until it isn't. You dodged a bullet.
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If telling him to basically be himself, calm down, and possibly cut his losses means I'm channeling some wild theories, then I guess I'm guilty as charged.
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Never fish off the company pier.
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Did you ask her if she wanted to inspect your email?
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I did the same shit this weekend. Texted the girl like a faggot on Friday and told her I hope she had a nice weekend, she responded Sunday saying " Thanks. Hope your weekend was good." And like a needy faggot in a couple hours I was like "it was how a was yours?!?!?"....Without the punctuation but that's probably how she read it.
The lesson here is don't be kind to women and wish them well.
The lesson here is don't be kind to women and wish them well.
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You fucked up by acting like a clingy pussy. You realise you fucked up though, which is good. This can be salvaged, you just need to assert your dominance in the workplace next time you see her.
When you next spot her, strut over and slap her coffee out of her hand and then strut away without saying a word. She will acknowledge your alpha male status and gain a newfound respect for you.
When you next spot her, strut over and slap her coffee out of her hand and then strut away without saying a word. She will acknowledge your alpha male status and gain a newfound respect for you.
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If you care about your job at all, stop messing with this broad immediately. Only bad things come from fucking a coworker.
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I changed my phone wallpaper to a pic of me and my ex gf and left my phone turned on and sitting next to me when she came in. So hopefully she saw it and thinks I have a gf and that I wasnt being a desperate faggot.
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Women are just a serious of random holes for our use, nothing more and nothing less. You'll bounce back.
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You pulled a boner1 like that with a broad you work with? Oof, don't ever do that again.
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As the kids say these days: cringe. Just for the record how big are her hammers?
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Give me her number, I'll fix it for you
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Theyre small but she has a great ass, I was looking forward to fucking her doggy style. Oh well. Now I have time in my schedule to brood.
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That’s even better. Nice perky B cup tits with a nice round fat back porch is a great combo. I knew this Greek chick years ago with that exact body type with chestnut brown hair and as dumb as a box of rocks with just made her hotter.
The kinda girl who a gentleman could ram her head into the toilet and she’d just think it was raining inside. No I did not manage to put my penis inside of her.
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Salvageable.
Pretend to be interested in her recap of it and say you didn't realize how cool it was.
Then immediately find something that needs to be done fast. Leave her thinking you like the same things and you're not trying to smash, ya fuckin mumblin, stutterin little prick.