I found out I’m not in the “cool” group text at work.

[Professor Rape]

guy at work keeps talking to me and wanting to be my friend. it's really annoying.

10 years ago at work i remember telling coworkers to kill themselves, calling them faggots, screaming at them until i was red in teh face like gordon ramsay.

now the whole workplace culture's changed and i'm too much of a bitch to tell this guy to stop sitting with me at lunch.

fuckin thing sucks

 

[Phish]

guy at work keeps talking to me and wanting to be my friend. it's really annoying.

10 years ago at work i remember telling coworkers to kill themselves, calling them faggots, screaming at them until i was red in teh face like gordon ramsay.

now the whole workplace culture's changed and i'm too much of a bitch to tell this guy to stop sitting with me at lunch.

fuckin thing sucks

I purposely keep my front seat of my car a fuckin mess cuz my faggot ass coworker asks me if he can eat lunch with me every day. “Nah man my cars a mess. Catch you later”

Im actually at the point now ive told em i just wanna be alone at lunch.

 

[Dog Eater]

I eat lunch at my desk alone. While I continue to work.

 

[UnPRePared]

I drink alone.

And when I drink alone, I'm by myself.

 

[Professor Rape]

I eat lunch at my desk alone. While I continue to work.

I don't wanna get my keyboard dirty

 

[Dog Eater]

I don't wanna get my keyboard dirty

By the time it gets dirty enough I’ll have punched it enough that it’ll need to be replaced anyway.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I almost made a joke about autism to a girl that has a brother with it

I did that on purpose (called them retards too!) to the girl my best bud was dating at the time because I hated her.

Finding out she was still mad over it 3 months later to the point that she bitched to my cousin about it at a party made my week.

Cunt.