I feel like Joe Qmia

[Phish]

Ctr+alt+del didnt work. How fucked am I computerbros? Geek squad time? I dont really have anything on that computer, like my bank and shit is on my phone. What is it and how do I get rid of it? Googles an annoying faggot filled with a buncha faggots talking about it. Id rather hear what you have to say.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

NIgga what kinda porn were you trying to look up, and where can I find some?





Stop using that gay McAfee shit, download something like Malwarebytes or Bitdefender, run that shit in safe mode.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

uninstall McAfee

 

[guest]

Ctr+alt+del didnt work. How fucked am I computerbros? Geek squad time? I dont really have anything on that computer, like my bank and shit is on my phone. What is it and how do I get rid of it? Googles an annoying faggot filled with a buncha faggots talking about it. Id rather hear what you have to say.

You’re being phished, phish.

 

[Ladynyahh]

John McAfee was a real ass nigga, RIP

 

[HH Brother]

 

[Phish]

You’re being phished, phish.

But how? Crackstreams doesnt even ask for any info? Do i have a keylogger on my computer now?

 

[Phish]

I asked Quasi wht to do and i couldn’t understand 99% of what he was saying but it was something about shitting in the middle of times square or something like that. Idk

 

[Phish]

NIgga what kinda porn were you trying to look up, and where can I find some?





Stop using that gay McAfee shit, download something like Malwarebytes or Bitdefender, run that shit in safe mode.

Will do. That’s literally a stock computer (probably the cheapest one on Amazon or something. I know it was only like $200). I havent done and barely do anything but watch UFC/boxing on it.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I asked Quasi wht to do and i couldn’t understand 99% of what he was saying but it was something about shitting in the middle of times square or something like that. Idk

 

[Phish]

Even funnier. I dont have Mcafee. It has the stock “windows defender”. Malwarebytes says it found nothing. Do i need to pay for the premium and not just the free trial for it to rly work? I use my phone 99% of the time. I never use this computer.

 

[guest]

But how? Crackstreams doesnt even ask for any info? Do i have a keylogger on my computer now?

It’s like when I stream nfl games on my phone and things pop up saying my phone is hacked or the neighbor wants to fuck. You’re good, just don’t click on stuff or give out info

 

[1073waaf]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[Phish]

It’s like when I stream nfl games on my phone and things pop up saying my phone is hacked or the neighbor wants to fuck. You’re good, just don’t click on stuff or give out info

Oh ok i get it. I get those all the time when streaming ufc. I just do it on my phone and always ignore them but when i saw the mcafee it actually tricked me because, as ive said a billion times, i dont use that computer. So for all i knew, I actually did have mcafee defender or whatever. Thanks for the heads up. Prob just factory reset the mofo for the hell of it. Theres nothing saved on it.

 

[Meownaw]

>Microsoft Edge

I'd recommend Brave honestly.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

How the fuck did you even get it in the first place, modern Windows are hard to get shit on them unless you keep clicking yes on all the prompt

Wtf

 

[Ladynyahh]

Where we at with the Linux? Erock what flavor of Linux you like?

 

[Phish]

How the fuck did you even get it in the first place, modern Windows are hard to get shit on them unless you keep clicking yes on all the prompt

Wtf

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I wonder if M M Schill is going to print, I mean paint this

 

[IanHalperin]

Try the secret ELITE hax0r command known as Ctrl+Shift+Escape.