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I see they're as diligent as Tomlinson is smart.
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You have to wait till end of the day and the bus is empty, it's gross how they clean it off.
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They use their tongues? I guess I understand why you guys let the immigrants in now.
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Nambla.
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Cut 'em a lil' break, will ya, Leonard? Couple of 19yr Polish broads snap a few shots of their soapy tits in the shower, their phones slip into this mysterious wall crevice, Harry even mentioned how dodgy the maintenance is… Using the wrong sized screwdriver ain't the issue here.
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I think in Europe they have those weird universal screws that don't really work well voted on by a committee of bureaucrats to be the standard
Did it look like this?
If so you need to come back to America, get one of these from Lowes
travel back to faggot EU, and then have this not work for you
Did it look like this?
If so you need to come back to America, get one of these from Lowes
travel back to faggot EU, and then have this not work for you
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Those are exactly what this gay ass shower has.
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The night club across the street is going off. Let me see if I can zoom in on any of these British skanks.
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And those are 10s.
Go over to that club and be like EXCUSE ME I'M FROM AMERICA WOULD ANY OF YOU WHORES LIKE TO EARN TEN AMERICAN DOLLARS?
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I’m going to write my name in
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I'd take a Hawk Tuah from any one of them, or all three at once.
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International travel and losing a phone in an idiotic fashion go together like peanut butter and jelly.
I left mine on the nightstand of a hotel in Spain and realized it once in the airport, so had to call housekeeping to have them trash it since I would miss my flight if I went back and got it.
A nice way to waste $800. Easy come, easy go
I left mine on the nightstand of a hotel in Spain and realized it once in the airport, so had to call housekeeping to have them trash it since I would miss my flight if I went back and got it.
A nice way to waste $800. Easy come, easy go
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That's crazy, I'm right in the area! We should totally meet up
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I know it's morning as I post this, but you could've jerked off at the window (assuming you didn't).
In case another opportunity arises next time, and they look up, just shout to them it's fine because you're not a muzzie.
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Shit like this makes me glad I voted for Brexit.
I tried cleaning my guitar amp I bought in 2003 and I totally wore out one of those screws when trying to take off the back. Gave up in the end and settled with the shitty white noise.
I could spend 100 squid on a new practice amp, or get it professionally cleaned for a little more.
Why the fuck am I sharing this?
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I got the FAWKIN phone back!
My girlfriend pointed out that the laminate flooring came up onto the outside of the shower and she peeled it back, it was all glued on.
Underneath was a small hidden panel with normal Phillips head screws. I used a tweezer, backed them out, and got my phone. Then I smooshed everything back in the place, can’t even tell I fucked with it.
Now I’m about to take a mega shit at the airport lounge.
My girlfriend pointed out that the laminate flooring came up onto the outside of the shower and she peeled it back, it was all glued on.
Underneath was a small hidden panel with normal Phillips head screws. I used a tweezer, backed them out, and got my phone. Then I smooshed everything back in the place, can’t even tell I fucked with it.
Now I’m about to take a mega shit at the airport lounge.
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What'd you eat to fuel that shit?
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I was so dehydrated this whole trip all i shit was a pebble, one time. So now I’m at the Aspire Lounge at the Manchester airport and I’m doing work on the buffet and the unlimited diet pepsis. I can already feel it brewing.