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I DON'T WANT TO START COUNTING CALORIES - Joshua Null, fat activist and doxing website owner.

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Also you could fuck someone up with a snow shovel if you swing it sideways to cut the resistance and catch them with the side of the shovel blade
In highschool I was in media arts class and had to make short films and I wanted the climax of one to end with 2 guys playing a game of "touche" where they swing shovels at each other in the dark.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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Null, you're the captain / admin / self-appointed free speech advocate to a bunch of anti-social spergs who wear dresses, and you're shocked that they care enough to advise you on your caloric needs?

How's the whole starting a family thing going?
 

Rudderman

Steering the ship since I was 18
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Not as funny as lowtax sperging about mangosteen affiliate links, but in the same vein.
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