I don’t even know what to title this

[NoBacon]

Found on /ringostarr

 

[based and white pilled]

Title it Rib Smasher.

-Damian

 

[Heyfellas]

Actually, atalker, you’re typing in the wrong Wookiee dialect.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Ayo Nikki the Wookiee’s is coming over to bust that ass open.

Wash up.

 

[NoBacon]

Actually, atalker, you’re typing in the wrong Wookiee dialect.

at least chewbacca raised his kids

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Imagine a tear in one of those costumes... Not a cut... A loose flappy tear... Pack it with uncooked rashers left out in the sun to go dark pink, Now rinse it in the goo you find at low tide in a canal and put a cheap pair of Walmart knickers on it...make a spritz of crappy 'craft' beer, crushed up depression medication and the type of perfume a clueless loser who thinks he has taste would buy as a last minute gift.... congratulations you have made yourself a Nikki fleshlight!!

For the 'After Bull' model just jiggle a big cucumber in there to open it up, fill with cottage cheese mixed with baking soda for that cum smell and play the tape of Fatrick fighting with Mel Gibson.

 

[NoBacon]

Imagine a tear in one of those costumes... Not a cut... A loose flappy tear... Pack it with uncooked rashers left out in the sun to go dark pink, Now rinse it in the goo you find at low tide in a canal and put a cheap pair of Walmart knickers on it...make a spritz of crappy 'craft' beer, crushed up depression medication and the type of perfume a clueless loser who thinks he has taste would buy as a last minute gift.... congratulations you have made yourself a Nikki fleshlight!!

For the 'After Bull' model just jiggle a big cucumber in there to open it up, fill with cottage cheese mixed with baking soda for that cum smell and play the tape of Fatrick fighting with Mel Gibson.

wat

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

at least chewbacca raised his kids

Joan Crawford did a better job at parenting than Fatrick.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

No, Chewbacca child, the Star Wars Holiday Special is not canon. Hush now while Niki blasts a KFC grape soda fart on my Ewok village

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

wat

It's how you use a hairy smelly old chewbacca costume to recreate Nikkis fanny

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's how you use a hairy smelly old chewbacca costume to recreate Nikkis fanny

You are one weird guy

 

[NoBacon]

Felony Chewbacca impersonation. I’ll get the chair for this.

 

[Heyfellas]

at least chewbacca raised his kids

HISTORY LESSON

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Felony Chewbacca impersonation. I’ll get the chair for this.

Remember that Fatrick and his followers think you will be hauled in, interred basically and then ruthlessly interrogated, for all our names and identities so just do a Herman Goring (RIP) and take the cyanide.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

You are one weird guy

Yeah but I'm not fat!

 

[Sting]

 

[guest]

This made me laugh harder than anything on here in months. WHY did this warrant a response?

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

This made me laugh harder than anything on here in months. WHY did this warrant a response?

Because Fatrick cannot ever, ever, ever EVER stop letting the most ludicrous shit get to him. Just like a smack head on the needle for years cannot do ANYTHING with that 20€ than buy a bag of gear...he cannot, just CAN NOT ignore and move on. He's totally addicted.

Yeah I was a smack head. He's totally hooked on this. It's why he is up at 4am arguing with his toilet

 

[guest]

Imagine a tear in one of those costumes... Not a cut... A loose flappy tear... Pack it with uncooked rashers left out in the sun to go dark pink, Now rinse it in the goo you find at low tide in a canal and put a cheap pair of Walmart knickers on it...make a spritz of crappy 'craft' beer, crushed up depression medication and the type of perfume a clueless loser who thinks he has taste would buy as a last minute gift.... congratulations you have made yourself a Nikki fleshlight!!

For the 'After Bull' model just jiggle a big cucumber in there to open it up, fill with cottage cheese mixed with baking soda for that cum smell and play the tape of Fatrick fighting with Mel Gibson.

You say weird things to people dude

 

[FurBurger]

How professional comedian and sci fi fan Fatrick S. Tomlinaise can look at Lumpy's little face and not laugh, I'll never know.