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Stop trying to make this an "experience" for me with your little quips, faggot. And fire those trannies working there too. Nice mask bro, maybe put it on your hairline
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Nice mask bro, maybe put it on your hairline
Yeah i said it to him so a store full of bleeding-heart faggots could film me and ruin my lifedid you tell him that line? or are you just venting your anger on a defunct radio forum so you won't be 86'ed from the store for being that guy
I've never been to a Trader Joe's, but any time a cashier comments on what I'm buying I honestly want to scream "JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB" at them. Yes, bitch, pickled asparagus exists. Wow. Scan it and put it in a fucking bag. Yep, that sure is a lot of canned oysters. It's not your concern. Scan it and put it in a fucking bag. I don't need your judgements on my groceries. Your red framed glasses make you look like a fat Sally Jessy Raphael. How do you like unsolicited opinions, bitch? How does that feel, fucker?You don't like when they mention that the pirates booty is a staple in their household?
or that you're going to love the roasted red pepper hummus, it's one of their favorites?
did you tell him that line? or are you just venting your anger on a defunct radio forum so you won't be 86'ed from the store for being that guy
That is highly gayThe call the managers captains.
The call the managers captains.
And another thing, "captains"? I thought it was supposed to be a trading post. Now it's a ship? Huh? Fuck that.The call the managers captains.
Nothing will stop the trader joe nautical faggot bridgade from trying to bring a little joy to your dayI'm glad I look very unapproachable and cashiers nervously ring me up as I stare at their name badge.
Do they ever get the canned fish confused?I've never been to a Trader Joe's, but any time a cashier comments on what I'm buying I honestly want to scream "JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB" at them. Yes, bitch, pickled asparagus exists. Wow. Scan it and put it in a fucking bag. Yep, that sure is a lot of canned oysters. It's not your concern. Scan it and put it in a fucking bag. I don't need your judgements on my groceries. Your red framed glasses make you look like a fat Sally Jessy Raphael. How do you like unsolicited opinions, bitch? How does that feel, fucker?
You would if you had the wacky fags at Trader Joe's menacing youI don’t mind when people talk to me
One of my friends used to work there right after college. He told me he was the manager so I stopped in one day during lunch and the faggot was up on a ladder wearing a hawaiian shirt changing a light bulb. I don't think he was actually the managerThe call the managers captains.
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