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"I Didn't Bother Taking Their Names..."
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Hey Pat, you're a bona fide fuck boy. You tell lies to make yourself look cool. Pathetic little faggot. You've never been in a real fight and nobody fears or is intimidated by you.
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"I didn't bother taking their names. Just their dignity."
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Whenever I see a tough guy Pat quote, followed by a picture like that, I imagine Patrices high pitched hysterical laughter.
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One mid-power punch to that flabby solar plexus would wipe that cocksucker's grin off his fat face.
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I would pay good money to see this doughy nothing in an actual fight. Guarantee if he got into a confrontation that looked like it was going to turn physical, the first thing he'd do is whip his phone out and threaten to call 911.
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No regular man or woman would ever mistake Pat for a actually tough guy who runs, works out and fights. He has a genuine dysmorphia issue. It’s hilarious on this end but must have been exhausting for his family. Even though they failed at getting him treatment to help him function they didn’t do it with malice.
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I've offered $23k for a bare-knuckle cash vs no twitter ever and got crickets.
Fat crickets.
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He probably does a Tomlinson Technicality on this one - get your ass kicked a half dozen times in high school and the consolation prize is you can claim to have "been in several fights"
The subsequent claims that he's won any of them let alone "more than I've lost" are just complete lies, of course.
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It's strange because there's nothing wrong with being 40 and having an actual DAD BOD!
But Pat keeps talking about how he's 225 pounds, a trained fighter, his body is a literal weapon. How do people not laugh in his face?
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Reminder: That's not his only fighting facism themed Smokey the Bear graphic t-shirt. The kiosk at the mall had multiple versions apparently.
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It's the most exhausting for him. He has to keep track of which stories he tells and all the details so that his lies stay consistent (he still fucks this up though). This is also the big problem with spending so much time on social media. If he told this story in real life (i.e. at a bar that he frequents), as soon as he says "I didn't take their names. Only their dignity" the place would erupt in laughter and he would be so embarrassed and strongly dissuaded from telling tales like this. On Twitter he can just block anyone who calls BS.
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This nigger would have a massive coronary if he tried to swing that arm quickly enough to punch
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He was in tears on a phone call w Josiah. Nevermind the tears that would flow IRL.
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Always thought tough guys were "Kicking asses and taking names"
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All the tough guy shit he says—along with bragging about his daddy—is what you try to get away with when you’re in early adolescence, from 9-13 years old. Pat is a true case of arrested development.
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He really has no idea how laughable his corny superhero one liners are. It sounds like a kid playing with action figures.
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"I didn't care enough about them to take their names, child."
Neither did your piss teeth wife, Fatty.
Neither did your piss teeth wife, Fatty.