[I did not want to steal his meal]

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

To the surprise of nobody, lazy Patrick hates the chore that gives you a solid arm workout.

Plus Pat doesn’t shovel snow. From pictures it’s obvious he just waits for it to melt. He has nowhere to be so no need to shovel and he’d have a heart attack if he tried. If anyone shovels it’s Niki or she gets someone to do it off Facebook.

 

[stealthygeek]

Plus Pat doesn’t shovel snow. From pictures it’s obvious he just waits for it to melt. He has nowhere to be so no need to shovel and he’d have a heart attack if he tried. If anyone shovels it’s Niki or she gets someone to do it off Facebook.

 

[Jenna]

Plus Pat doesn’t shovel snow. From pictures it’s obvious he just waits for it to melt. He has nowhere to be so no need to shovel and he’d have a heart attack if he tried. If anyone shovels it’s Niki or she gets someone to do it off Facebook.

I love finishing shoveling the walkway and driveway, face all cold as your beads of sweat turn into ice cubes in your hair. Nice warm home, make yourself a cup of hot cocoa because I earned it dammit, then plop on the couch and sit there for 2 hours while your muscles heal.

Of course you can always skip the exercise and head straight to the sugary treat on the warm couch. Maybe sneer out the window for a second so you can think of a tweet that insults snow.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You can get fined for that. It's dangerous to not shovel the sidewalk. You can also get sued for someone slipping if you don't salt/de-ice. That massive concrete projects staircase looks like a liability.

That’s very true, we’re gonna make sure to report Niki and Pat after every snow storm. Have to keep an eye on Niki’s FB if she asks for anyone with a snow blower.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Meownaw]

Nice zoomer lingo, stupid

 

[Chive Turkey]

You can get fined for that. It's dangerous to not shovel the sidewalk. You can also get sued for someone slipping if you don't salt/de-ice. That massive concrete projects staircase looks like a liability.

*thud*

"Aww FUCK B, why you not shovel this shit?! I'mma sue your pasty ass!"

"No, neighbor child, you did noT slip and crack your hip. There was no ice, thaTs jusT another one of your delusions."

 

[RobertMewler]

Imagine having a lawn so overgrown, a falcon thinks it's a pasture to hunt from.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Birb? He really has spell check turned off because he can’t stand being corrected. That’s how insane he is. Plus fat.

Birb, is some lame r/aww baby talk lingo the cat ladies use. Like puppers and danger noodle. Its so odd that his personality gets along with 80 year olds and single cat ladies better than anyone his age. He really should pick up cross stitching and maybe he would make some friends at the local bingo hall.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

If he actually saw a Falcon in his backyard, that is actually pretty cool. but that doesn't look like it's his place.

 

[Stent]

You can get fined for that. It's dangerous to not shovel the sidewalk. You can also get sued for someone slipping if you don't salt/de-ice. That massive concrete projects staircase looks like a liability.

What kind of an idiot would sue Pat for money he clearly doesn't have?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You can get fined for that. It's dangerous to not shovel the sidewalk. You can also get sued for someone slipping if you don't salt/de-ice. That massive concrete projects staircase looks like a liability.

Plus there is bus stop right in front of his house so it could have fairly common foot traffic on a daily basis.

 

[guest]

birb? Looks like he started early today.

Give him a break, man. He's celebrating Absentee Father's Day.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No surprise this is one of his re-runs. Unoriginal pat back at it.

 

[Phish]

If he actually saw a Falcon in his backyard, that is actually pretty cool. but that doesn't look like it's his place.

Thats what i came to say. If he took the picture that’s actually worth a twitter post. Its pretty cool. But it seems very Tomlinsonesque to say “he popped in my head”. He never says he took the picture, just that he remembered it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Thats what i came to say. If he took the picture that’s actually worth a twitter post. Its pretty cool. But it seems very Tomlinsonesque to say “he popped in my head”. He never says he took the picture, just that he remembered it.

This is one of his technicalities posts. Peregrine falcons are pretty much nonexistent in his area. He didnt take this photo. He would bring this thing up twice a year if he actually took it. He never says he took the pic he just implies it. She asked if he saw it today. Meaning saw the actual bird and took the photo. Like any normal person would assume. Pat just says "a few years ago". Never saying " I saw this happen ". He is meaning he saw this photo on the internet a few years ago and posted it on facebook. So pat can feel cocky that some old bag on twitter thinks he is so interesting with his bird content.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I really think he has spell check turned off because his narcissism / autism / other problems in his deranged mind can’t handle being corrected. Especially about writing since he’s a professional “writer”. Wrong spell check, I’m an author so I decided how words are spelled.

There are many examples of him fatly tweeting things like "burried," "highschool," "tactic" (instead of tacit), etc. Not to mention the Eclectic Fiasco.

Nice brain damage scar on your forehead, Tubby. It's hornet nest, not bees nest, stupid.

 

[stealthygeek]

Rusted out poverty fencing and a lawn in desperate need of a mowing? I can buy that he took that picture.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

No, little birdie child, I am not trying to steal your meal. These are merely the delusions you hold.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

This is one of his technicalities posts. Peregrine falcons are pretty much nonexistent in his area. He didnt take this photo. He would bring this thing up twice a year if he actually took it. He never says he took the pic he just implies it. She asked if he saw it today. Meaning saw the actual bird and took the photo. Like any normal person would assume. Pat just says "a few years ago". Never saying " I saw this happen ". He is meaning he saw this photo on the internet a few years ago and posted it on facebook. So pat can feel cocky that some old bag on twitter thinks he is so interesting with his bird content.

Every time I think I hate him more than is humanly possible, he manages to raise the bar even more.