I did it again.

[Riccardo Bosi]

wwaw spicy food shits where you have to run cold water over the toilet paper just to soothe your burning butthole?


We've all been there. Vindaloo. The hottest Nando's sauce. That Mongolian beef place's hottest item. I just can't do it any more.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

wwaw spicy food shits where you have to run cold water over the toilet paper just to soothe your burning butthole?


We've all been there. Vindaloo. The hottest Nando's sauce. That Mongolian beef place's hottest item. I just can't do it any more.

Luckily I have a bidet to soothe my asshole when the time comes.

 

[guest]

wwaw spicy food shits where you have to run cold water over the toilet paper just to soothe your burning butthole?


We've all been there. Vindaloo. The hottest Nando's sauce. That Mongolian beef place's hottest item. I just can't do it any more.

It's never happened to me. It hurts me all the way down to my stomach but by the time it comes out the other end it's neutralized.

Spicy food is for third-worlders regardless. Nice cholera prophylaxis, stupids.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Luckily I have a bidet to soothe my asshole when the time comes.

braggart

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's never happened to me. It hurts me all the way down to my stomach but by the time it comes out the other end it's neutralized.

Spicy food is for third-worlders regardless. Nice cholera prophylaxis, stupids.

That's extremely enviable.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's never happened to me. It hurts me all the way down to my stomach but by the time it comes out the other end it's neutralized.

Spicy food is for third-worlders regardless. Nice cholera prophylaxis, stupids.

Well how hot have you gone? I've eaten shit that was so spicy hot it destroys your tastebuds and you're basically just eating fire. I've eaten shit like Homer when he took on Chief Wiggum's chili eating challenge and hallucinated and talked to the Johnny Cash coyote.

 

[guest]

Well how hot have you gone? I've eaten shit that was so spicy hot it destroys your tastebuds and you're basically just eating fire. I've eaten shit like Homer when he took on Chief Wiggum's chili eating challenge and hallucinated and talked to the Johnny Cash coyote.

I spend a lot of time around Indians. Dot, not feather.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I spend a lot of time around Indians. Dot, not feather.

Gross

 

[guest]

Gross

The food sucks but they like to drink.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The food sucks but they like to drink.

Are they happy drunks or hostile? You bloody farking bastard bloody farking

 

[guest]

Are they happy drunks or hostile? You bloody farking bastard bloody farking

They're happy, yeah. Indians only know how to dissemble - they're incapable of being directly confrontational in my experience.

 

[Meownaw]

I was expecting this to be about bones. I'm so sorry, Abe.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Is it me or does this guy look like a young Joseph Cumia?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is it me or does this guy look like a young Joseph Cumia?

I like that he ends up in the hospital but this guy's autism bothers the shit out of me. This is a man that I would 100% bully as an adult.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I went to a fancy Mexican restaurant that didn't serve the stuff we all know, it was mostly food from the coasts. I had some sort of spicy shrimp dish over rice, the waiter even warned me that this thing is lava on a plate but I didn't listen.
That was the hottest thing I ever ate, it wasn't even tasty, it was just pain, I was sitting in a fancy restaurant hunched over my plate with tears in my eyes and a sweaty head.
I should have listened to the waiter

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went to a fancy Mexican restaurant that didn't serve the stuff we all know, it was mostly food from the coasts. I had some sort of spicy shrimp dish over rice, the waiter even warned me that this thing is lava on a plate but I didn't listen.
That was the hottest thing I ever ate, it wasn't even tasty, it was just pain, I was sitting in a fancy restaurant hunched over my plate with tears in my eyes and a sweaty head.
I should have listened to the waiter

I did that on a date. It was with my long term gf but it was still bad.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love that this guy is hiding under a deck to do this so his mom doesn't catch him.

"ARE YOU SMOKING DRUGS??"

"No, mom, it's just a hot pepper!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I took a totally normal shit just now. Thank you, God.