I decide which foods are tasty, child

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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"may be sooner than you think."

PINT being an acronym for Pretty Innocent Negro Toddler

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

By p

PINT being an acronym for Pretty Innocent Negro Toddler

 

[guest]

Where did he "eat English in London" that serves fucking pasties? He probably waddled into a [URL='https://www.greggs.co.uk/menu']Greggs[/URL] and thought it was high class gourmet fare, unsurprising when you see the dog vomit that he cooks up.

Greggs rules. It's a guilty pleasure but so many things from there are delicious. I go there literally twice a year but that's mostly because I don't want to look anything like Fat.

To your last point though, yes, the pictures of his own attempts at cooking show just what a tasteless zero peasant Fat is.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Greggs rules. It's a guilty pleasure but so many things from there are delicious. I go there literally twice a year but that's mostly because I don't want to look anything like Fat.

To your last point though, yes, the pictures of his own attempts at cooking show just what a tasteless zero peasant Fat is.

"When in London I dine like the natives, gorging on sausage bean and cheese melts from the UK's most exclusive bakery, Greggs child"

I've never eaten a Greggs, I prefer the even lower grade sausage rolls from Tesco's hot food cabinet. Speaking of which I ordered some of that Psyllium Husk because of your post the other day but haven't taken any yet since I'm convinced I'm going to shit myself inside out.

 

[guest]

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I'm sure he's more offended by how small the portion is than by the food itself.

Of course he wouldn't think it was good. No cubed chicken with some kind of high calorie sauce.

 

[guest]

"When in London I dine like the natives, gorging on sausage bean and cheese melts from the UK's most exclusive bakery, Greggs child"

I've never eaten a Greggs, I prefer the even lower grade sausage rolls from Tesco's hot food cabinet. Speaking of which I ordered some of that Psyllium Husk because of your post the other day but haven't taken any yet since I'm convinced I'm going to shit myself inside out.

Let me reverse it. Take the psyllium husk but make sure to drink a shitload of water. Take it 30 minutes before a meal and drink like a pint and a half of water. Restrict the booze and fast food and after 3 days of doing the right stuff you'll be pushing out foot long logs, wiping your arse, looking at the paper and going "I didn't even need to wipe."

And I guess you're a Brit. Mate, go to Greggs. Not often but try it. Sausage rolls - nice. Steak bakes - unparalleled. Pepperoni pizza slices - yes. I'm not even into sweet shit but their glazed donuts and yum yums are legendary. Again, this is a 2-3 times a year trip. You don't want to end up like Rick.

 

[analeggsalad]

did you molest boys in london?

 

[analeggsalad]

"When in London I dine like the natives, gorging on sausage bean and cheese melts from the UK's most exclusive bakery, Greggs child"

I've never eaten a Greggs, I prefer the even lower grade sausage rolls from Tesco's hot food cabinet. Speaking of which I ordered some of that Psyllium Husk because of your post the other day but haven't taken any yet since I'm convinced I'm going to shit myself inside out.

it bothers me that i've been unwittingly/forcibly exposed to enough Brit chat that I know what Tesco's is

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What Fat is leaving out is that he was only there on a 3 hour stopover.

Not enough time for him to properly destroy a buffet.

 

[guest]

it bothers me that i've been unwittingly/forcibly exposed to enough Brit chat that I know what Tesco's is

It's the UK K-Mart as far as I can work out.

 

[guest]

Is McDonalds considered eating American? Is KFC genuine southern cuisine? Mr Meatloaf and Mountain Dew once again thinks he is some worldly traveler because he's the first fat head from his family to leave Wisconsin for anything other than evading child endangerment charges.

 

[analeggsalad]

It's the UK K-Mart as far as I can work out.

I thought it was only/mostly food?

in the past 10 years K-shart died (along with Toys'R'Us, RIP) and Target/Walmart opened up grocery sections. but K-Shart was mostly retail like walmart

I've seen aldis and lidl's in the past decade on the east coast, not something that existed before. They have a constantly changing seasonal/practical items isle with clothes, often obscure tools, useful household/garage items etc, possibly a euro thing, such an isle didn't exist in the typical American supermarket

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

you'll be pushing out foot long logs, wiping your arse, looking at the paper and going "I didn't even need to wipe."

This is my shitting holy grail

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I want to beat him to death with a Bobby helmet.

 

[guest]

I thought it was only/mostly food?

in the past 10 years K-shart died (along with Toys'R'Us, RIP) and Target/Walmart opened up grocery sections. but K-Shart was mostly retail like walmart

I've seen aldis and lidl's in the past decade on the east coast, not something that existed before. They have a constantly changing seasonal/practical items isle with clothes, often obscure tools, useful household/garage items etc, possibly a euro thing, such an isle didn't exist in the typical American supermarket

The small Tesco Locals are just food but the bigger ones have everything last time I checked. Cheap clothes, toys, drugstore etc.

 

[Brooke Shields]

anyone who says "gods" instead of "god" as an exclamation is 100% a fucking nerd and a huge faggot

The pigman would take that as a compliment, he wishes people saw him as the stealthy nerd he falsely attributes to himself

 

[FurBurger]

That's essentially a salad; of course The Pig doesn't like it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[FurBurger]

I've never eaten a Greggs, I prefer the even lower grade sausage rolls from Tesco's hot food cabinet. Speaking of which I ordered some of that Psyllium Husk because of your post the other day but haven't taken any yet since I'm convinced I'm going to shit myself inside out.

It doesn't make you shit; it just gives you something solid to shit. A couple of capsules, a glass of water per capsule; it absorbs the water, swells up and scrubs you on the way through.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Does Piggy realize a Pint in London comes in a plastic cup because Briton’s can’t behave themselves on the sauce and use glassware as knives in impromptu fights over shit as meaningless as who won a Cricket match in 1976? Also he couldn’t afford a Pint in London, that’s about £9.25. Aka $20 American.