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But he’s a known liar.Wrong. He fucks with skill and enthusiasm. He said so himself.
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But he’s a known liar.Wrong. He fucks with skill and enthusiasm. He said so himself.
Use promocode “STARSHIPREPRO20” for 20% off your first order of blue chewHe’s on been on blood pressure meds since his 20s. No way he’s still getting it up
And she gave him herpes. Pat sleeps with two women and now he’s got herpes for life.His wife had a device medically implanted in her so that his semen could not access her cervix. Call me crazy, but it's weird to marry someone who you absolutely refuse to have a child with.
Imagine how embarrassed herpes must be to have Pat for life.And she gave him herpes. Pat sleeps with two women and now he’s got herpes for life.
Nothing better to clear away the hangover cobwebs though than one of those selfish nutsI don’t know why I’m gonna write this, but whatever. Here it goes:
I bet Pat is the absolute worst fuck on earth. I had a phase in my late 20s (why?) where I really enjoyed hangover sex. For whatever reason, I’d wake up with a splitting headache, stale beer breathe and nausea but I’d be ready to go almost right away.
My poor girlfriend had to deal with me groping and grinding until I convinced her to spread her legs, and about 5 pumps in I’d be done while she was annoyed that I’d woke her up. I would go back to sleep and then a few hours later be ashamed. I was also very overweight and had a horrid beer gut.
I bet that’s Pat’s sex life on a good day.
I'd go one further and say there's no reason to get married if you don't at least intend to have kids. Just be one of those couples that call each other "partners" and everyone wonders what's wrong with youHis wife had a device medically implanted in her so that his semen could not access her cervix. Call me crazy, but it's weird to marry someone who you absolutely refuse to have a child with.
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